Wank Watcher

The bathroom attendant at a strip club who's real purpose is to make sure you don't spend too much "time" in the toilet, ie masturbating.

I was going to bust a nut in the bathroom of this strip club but they had a wank watcher in the toilet, how disappointing.

by Sexxxy Beast March 1, 2015

Spiderman Wank

When You Masterbate, Come In Your Hand And Throw It In Someones Face! SHOUT SPIDERMAN! ;')

I Will Spiderman Wank You In Your Sleep ;)

by GGG OBJ June 3, 2009

wank bank

a collection of pictures of nude women stolen off facebook profiles or sent to you.

" OMG flynny is a dirty boy, he has a wank bank full of facebook photo's and a CERTAIN girl"

by aidan morilla January 11, 2010

wank daddy

someone who is not getting any action and therefore must wank, as apposed to a mack daddy

man, gannon is such a wank daddy, he never gets any action

by theholysock June 10, 2003

handstand wank

to masturbate whilst doing a handstand in an attempt to ejaculate into ones own mouth

i wouldnt put it past you to go and have a handstand wank

by gimdive January 11, 2004

wank engine

Derives from the term "thomas the tank engine" but applied to a certain dandruffed overweight no-mum "thomas the wank engine" is appropiate as it describes hes dirty habitit of playing with hes choad. if u are unsure of this other term look it up. CHOAD

i wouldnt mind choo choo-ing on jackies clit and emptying my tank load on her engine.

by thomas johnson June 12, 2003

Elephant Wank

The act of pushing your semi-hard penis between your legs and into your own arse, then repeatedly pulling it out and back in again until ejaculation. Only for the well endowed!

My hands are a bit stiff today so I think I'll have an elephant wank instead.

by WilkoGreeno February 6, 2009