Stockton Syndrome

The inability to see through your own ego no matter the expert advice or common sense being presented to you

He'll never understand why it is a stupid idea, he's got Stockton Syndrome

by BobApples June 25, 2023

selective syndrome

Selective schools are schools where certain 6th graders are chosen based on their selective test results. During their time in a selective school, they may suffer 'selective syndrome' which is when they loose their state of intellectuality (sometimes go insane, similar to being high/drunk) and become, what mainstream people call, 'normal' students.

"Hey Janice, what happened to Carol over there. She looks a bit unstable"
"Oh don't worry about her, she's got selective syndrome. It'll wear off sooner or later, hopefully"
"Well I hope it does since we have a maths test next period"

by im.notgay May 10, 2019

Graal Syndrome

Graal Syndrome is a syndrome where you can't stop playing a bad/corrupt game. The syndrome mostly occurs within the MMORPG games. For some the cure for this syndrome is to find a better MMORPG.

Because for me, it's the cure for Graal Syndrome

by djmrkva April 24, 2019

Duopoly Syndrome

One who only thinks that Republicans and Democrats matter even though both have dug this country into a huge mess with their massive spending, wars, one sidedness, and allegiance to themselves. No matter what either party does, the person has no free thinking for themselves and listens to the brainwashing media and career politicians and will always vote, without hesitation, a Republicunt or Democunt.

Do not give in to Republicans, Democrats, media, friends, family, etc. They have what's called Duopoly Syndrome. They will try to force you to vote the way they want you to vote and have you vote agaisnt what you believe in all for the so called "greater good". Following the masses for the " greater good" isn't always good and it shows in history.

by Cjmar December 27, 2020

raccoon syndrom

A Person suffering from raccoon syndrom has rings under and around the eyes that makes them look like they haven't slept in weeks.
The extraordinary eye rings make the person look like a raccoon.

Random Person: Is Marvin okay? He looks like he hasn't slept in weeks!

Donnie: No hes alright. His girlfriend broke up with him and now he can't sleep any more you really wanna ignore him.
That poor raccoon syndrom motherfucker. And ey, his name is NOT Marvin!

by konnie&dolia December 5, 2018

Martin Syndrome

A condition where upon seeing prepubescent teenagers an individual will develope a two inch boner in an uncontrollable fashion. The only known cure for this condition is blowing King dick to completion.

I have a case of Martin Syndrome and I need some king dick to get it to go away.

by TheZippo November 8, 2019

dumbo syndrome

dumbo syndrome dumbo syndrome a condition/ caused from wearing protective masks for a long amount of time pushing the ears forward making them them red and unable to even be taped down.

what a bad case of dumbo syndrome she/he has i dont think thats going away, anytime soon. this plague is getting us one way or the other created by nazzaro

by nazzaro May 14, 2020