Forced vital queef

When a vagina is suspected to be chronically underperforming, this is a test to quantify the vaginas strength and, viability.

Sabrina, your vagina has been floppy for years. Its time to get a forced vital queef.

by 1badparatrooper July 12, 2024

Force majeure

A French word which describes the bowel movements of lazy executive and corporate leaders.

As I walked into the bathroom I heard moans and groans to deep for words. It was the sound of the constipated president crapping away.

I asked, "Are you okay back there?". "Just a Force majeure", shouted the president. "We will be back to normal in a few days once the snow storm is past." Confused and bewildered, I reminded the president that it was the middle of summer. He didn't hear me though, he was too busy cramping away.

by X2bassplayer January 7, 2025

Force Majoi

A neoclassical latin term used to label an event, cause or misfortune brought about by an obvious act of God or by Nature. In modern terms, adapted from the term Force Majeur , Force Majoi named after a modern time allibi expert Joiichi "the great" Oda famously known tor his penchant in performing unprecedented closuresof established businesses and inavailability of grocery items, foods, and other essentials so as to save money and fullfill his thrifty habits and impose it amongst his family members in a mellancholic twist of psychotic manipulation.

There is no available Potato Chips at the Convenience Store, the factory supplying them closed due to Arson. It was a Force Majoi.

by Ma.chunlung July 29, 2021

Micklecular Forces

A type of intermolecular force, where each force is visually represented by rounded arches.

Jeremiah: "What do you know about Micklecular Forces?"

Lawrence: "Oookay, they are intermolecular forces where the forces look like Micklegate's rounded arches!"

by MicklecularForces May 1, 2023

Forced Sprinkle

It’s when a “dirty sprinkle” mixes with a beer bong, and it is just plain wrong.

Gary says “They’ll be no dirty sprinkles at my table. Either it’s a forced sprinkle or get the hell out!”

by MN Nut Guy January 3, 2024

Forced Mediocrity

Forced mediocrity refers to a situation where individuals who are not highly intelligent or talented are forced to conform to more articulate belief systems due to the pressures of increased intelligent systems.

In a high-stakes job interview, a candidate who is not highly intelligent may feel forced to use more complex language and ideas in order to appear more competent and impress the interviewer. This is an example of forced mediocrity, where the candidate is compelled to conform to a more articulate belief system due to the pressure of increased intelligence in the workplace.

by Phieyl February 19, 2023

forced speedfapping

when you are in the act of masturbation and you hear your family coming home

i had to write this shit forced speedfapping

by DoesThisCount May 12, 2017