Right Turn Clyde

I always thought this just meant you were a bit retarded. As in, you can only ever make an inside turn. So for us fellow colonialists, "Left turn Clyde". Never go against the flow.. only with it.. lick those windows.

Also apparently means some shit to do with a monkey but.. really?

Person 1: Oh shit, don't get directions from him!
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: He is a window licker.. he's a proper "Right Turn Clyde". You'll end up going in a circle!

by anonymous October 17, 2021

That Turn

The turn the driver of a car makes that’s very near to where you live. When you’re asleep, you usually, if not always, wake up when you make this turn.

I was so tired today that I slept for the whole 4 hour car ride until my friend made that turn.

by star_s22 November 29, 2021

Turn me up shmere

When you see shmere go crazy or when shmere came in like dee

*girl twerks on shmere

"TURN ME UP SHMERE"

by TURN ME UP SHMEREE May 17, 2019

turning circles

Chemically murdered. Brain dead from doing too much drugs that night.

I've hit this so much I'm turning circles!

by Nikkis cousin September 11, 2021

The Original Turn On

It's the Act of sticking your Male Genitalia into someone's ear and twist it like a car key in it's fob hoping of turning him on either for sexual intercouse or cause he is just a dumb fucking retard

Little Johnny was acting so stupidly to where I shoved my Dick in his ear to turn on his brain so he functions normally. The original turn on.

by Kneegrowingtree334 March 4, 2025

0 Turn

When a female spins on that Dick so fast she reaches a dimension where she can turn zero degrees. Results in a simultaneous climax 99.99% of the time.

Daniel you HAVE to let that light skin 0 turn on your dick.

by DanielsBackandHips June 15, 2024

fuck how it turn out

catch up or get left BRRRR

“ I’m big chillen fuck how it turn out, on who? me and Larry”

by bigggpurrrr November 22, 2021