Clutching your cell phone and trying to text in a semi-conscious inebriated state while writhing around on the bathroom floor covered in your own poo, pee, and vomit. See also Shit Dialing.
That bitch had to be taken out of our restaurant by paramedics in trash bags because she was found Poo Texting in our bathroom! Talk about taking out the trash!
by VenerableBean July 04, 2011
when someone refuses to pick up the phone and call you. instead they want to text the whole conversation.
hey what are you doing this weekend?
going to __ you?
im not sure i wanted to see what your doing we should figure something out.
um ok why don't you just call me instead of talk-texting me???
going to __ you?
im not sure i wanted to see what your doing we should figure something out.
um ok why don't you just call me instead of talk-texting me???
by aniqueone July 01, 2010
(v.) the act of texting while attempting to conceal the phone under a table or desk and close to the legs in order to draw limited attention from superiors; often performed during boring meetings or classes
Jessica: Oh, John just sent me this really nice text.
Alice: But I thought he was in a meeting.
Jessica: He is: he was testicle texting.
Alice: But I thought he was in a meeting.
Jessica: He is: he was testicle texting.
by julsmileyface August 05, 2009
A very long text message usually describing feelings towards someone or giving someone the lowdown on a situation
"Dude she sent me the biggest block text last night tellin' me how much she loved me"
"My coworker texted me this beyond big block text about what's going on around the office"
"My coworker texted me this beyond big block text about what's going on around the office"
by Taj Ginyard August 12, 2011
When you are bragging about something in a social network (i.e. item farmed from some game in a facebook post) but the post lacks a snapshot to confirm it).
-He said he got the ants a-iso (marvel avengers alliance) but there's no snapshot.
-He is obviously text bragging!
-He is obviously text bragging!
by Lenny Palacio September 01, 2014
by hlpjris2cool May 19, 2009
When you are trying to text someone, but then get a text and lose your train of thought about what you were texting.
by DJ Idol December 09, 2008