He is a young Garry glitter in the making and make sure to hide your children at all costs if you ever see this man. He has been reported to the FBI 50 times and is probably hiding your child in his basement getting ready to make their ass hole go raw red so please report him before he gets your children. He is also good friends with Jeffery Epstein so watch out for the white van that may pull up outside your house and tag team your children so they have no choice but into bum raping your child. The best way to spot him is by his greasy quiff that is located at the top of his disabled head.
Little boy: No please not again my ass hole is red enough as it is after yesterday please stop
Jake Stevens: hmm im going to make it look like an uncooked steak little boy
Little Boy: cries and screams
Jake Stevens: hmm im going to make it look like an uncooked steak little boy
Little Boy: cries and screams
by Jake Stevens January 2, 2020
Get the Jake stevensmug. Jake Lockley is an alter of the DID System that is often called the " Moon Knight System" or the "Moon System".
Jake Lockley, Marc Spector and Steven Grant (depending on which comic or if we're talking about the TV show "Moon Knight", Mr. Knight and Moon Knight too) are members of that system.
In the comics Jake Lockley is known for his friendship with Gena Landers and Bertrand Crawley, but even more so for his flat cap and fake moustache.
In the TV show, Jake Lockley has made an appearance in the post-credit scene. It is also known that it was Jake who was trapped in the other sarcophagus in the end of episode 4.
It was also Jake Lockley in the beginning of episode 5 during the "therapy session" with "Doctor" Harrow and the one who said "And as tempting it is to accept your diagnosis, Doc..." in the end of episode 6.
Jake Lockley was fronting several times in episode 3 and episode 6.
Jake Lockley is not evil. She will simply do anything to protect Steven and Marc and make sure they're safe.
Jake Lockley, Marc Spector and Steven Grant (depending on which comic or if we're talking about the TV show "Moon Knight", Mr. Knight and Moon Knight too) are members of that system.
In the comics Jake Lockley is known for his friendship with Gena Landers and Bertrand Crawley, but even more so for his flat cap and fake moustache.
In the TV show, Jake Lockley has made an appearance in the post-credit scene. It is also known that it was Jake who was trapped in the other sarcophagus in the end of episode 4.
It was also Jake Lockley in the beginning of episode 5 during the "therapy session" with "Doctor" Harrow and the one who said "And as tempting it is to accept your diagnosis, Doc..." in the end of episode 6.
Jake Lockley was fronting several times in episode 3 and episode 6.
Jake Lockley is not evil. She will simply do anything to protect Steven and Marc and make sure they're safe.
Jake Lockley is the most precious soul.
Jake Lockley is amazing and she deserves to be happy.
Jake Lockley uses any pronouns, but prefers she/her pronouns.
Jake Lockley is amazing and she deserves to be happy.
Jake Lockley uses any pronouns, but prefers she/her pronouns.
by Hell's Vigilante August 15, 2022
Get the Jake Lockleymug. by MasterGuy1 November 4, 2020
Get the Jake Paulermug. 
Jake Paul was the the man who started the apocalypse in 2017 and the apocalypse is still going. Jake people is the source of all evil. don't trust him he will take your money for the ugliest merch in the game.
if you are over 12 years old then don't be scared. but if you are 12 or under then he will look for you, he will find you and he will... do i need to say anything more.
if you are over 12 years old then don't be scared. but if you are 12 or under then he will look for you, he will find you and he will... do i need to say anything more.
by Mr.Tasty Fart March 19, 2019
Get the Jake Paulmug.