MATH

Girl 1: Gosh, I just got a MATH!
Girl 2: Well, that’s better than me. I got a real MATH homework!

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by Minevera Mcgonall June 20, 2018

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Math(s)

A bullshit definition used by British people. This form of the the conjugation "mathematics" takes advantage of the rule of singular and plural conjugations. However the word is a conjunction of ab(remove) + scindere (tear). Literally then, to tear or cut apart, as the x-axis does to the coordinate plane. The main root is closely related to the Latin root from which we get the word scissor. The mathematical use of the term was apparently coined by Leibniz around 1855. In addition, this form of the word math(s) creates a paradox against the possessive rule of grammar.

Example: I enjoy math class
-"Not," I enjoy math(s) class

by Math(s) October 20, 2018

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Math

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Math makes me wanna kms

by Canucks_Nation7 December 5, 2017

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Maths

A concept created by some arabic twats to piss off the entirety of human kind.

Person 1: What's your opinion on Maths?
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Erm, hel-
Person 2: WHAT THE FUCK, IS THE POINT IN INCINERATING CHILDREN'S BRAINS CELLS, TO LEARN A TOPIC, THAT'S FLAWED ANYWAYS?!?!
Person 1: Bro chill! Tf does that even mean anyways, maths isn't flawed.
Person 2: Watch fucking Veritasium on youtube. Bro literally destroys the concept of maths with a vid titles, "there is a hole at the bottom of Math".

*post watching vid*
Person 1: ......FUU-

by Punjabi Peanut June 21, 2023

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Organic math chemistry tutor

The true sleeper of keeping the next generation in check.

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by NotACollegeDropoutAnymore September 22, 2025

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