by ugggggmoansigh December 03, 2008
A person, often a roommate, that is excessively naive, strange, and clueless. Often small town country boys that attend college in the city turn out to be goofy fuckers.
Brandon - Did you hear what Jason did?
Jay - Haha yeah, hes such a goofy fucker.
Brandon - Hellz yeah, I love crack.
Jay - Haha yeah, hes such a goofy fucker.
Brandon - Hellz yeah, I love crack.
by iSpeakTruth September 22, 2008
by mandi November 28, 2003
1) He Who (on a regular basis) has sexual relations with ducks 2) a woman who spreads hers legs before a duck
Tommy Hayes reguarly fucks ducks, he is a duck fucker , or "we all fuck ducks" an accurate refrence could be the poem "fuck fuck fuck a duck, screw a kangaroo, fingerbang an arangatang at your local zoo"
by DuckLover42 April 11, 2009
Someone who partakes in the action of fucking a Hot Pocket (abbreviated to 'Hocket' for ease of speech). There are several tiers to Hocket fuckers, ranging from one-time experimenters to individuals who regularly Hocket fuck, climax into, and consume their abused Hot Pockets.
Tony accidentally posted a video of himself fucking a Hot Pocket and went viral across the world. Now everyone knows that Tony is a Hocket fucker. Whoops.
by WHC_Omega November 23, 2015
When a non-Mexican person is sexually attracted to, or has had sex with, a person of Mexican descent.
by SovietSupremeTaco October 15, 2015
A person that claims to be pansexual but says they do not, in fact, fuck pans. If you hear a ‘pansexual’ say they do not fuck pans they are 1 of 2 things. 1 is a liar and 2 is a co fused bisexual.
Person 1: You heard that Amanda was a pansexual?
Person 2: Does she fuck pans?
Person 1: I don’t think so…?
Person 2: Whatever, she’s a Pan Fucker either way
Person 2: Does she fuck pans?
Person 1: I don’t think so…?
Person 2: Whatever, she’s a Pan Fucker either way
by Adrianna the Twinkie Twink October 26, 2022