Stanley Steamer

It is like a Dutch oven but instead of farting and covering a person with the bedsheets, you shit on their face and cover them with the blankets.

Hey daddy can I whore get a Stanley Steamer.

by Bosnian Jesus October 6, 2021

Saskatchewan Screamer

The result of any type of vegetable matter entering the anus. Most often is the result of the act of wiping with said vegetable matter.

Poor Joe couldn’t get to the bathroom and had to wipe his ass with corn shucks. He’s a real Saskatchewan Screamer this morning..

by Shabar77 January 14, 2022

ethiopian steamer

When someone who is starving tries to take a shit on your chest, but is unable.

I took an ethiopian steamer on her chest before dying from starvation.

by asdf;lkji January 22, 2022

Saskatchewan screamer

When you shit in the freezer and then throw it at your friend.

Jimmy was being a douchebag, so I gave him a Saskatchewan screamer.

by Naked Kitty 69 January 22, 2022

Stanley Steamer

When one person poops out a hot steaming turd on a person named Stanley.

I went over to Stanley’s house after eating White Castle and crapped a hot Stanley steamer on his face.

by Espo6333 January 27, 2022

Steamy screamer

When you press your butt cheeks against the wall of a porcelain shower and fart

I ripped a steamy screamer in the shower!

by Chumpkins1 December 9, 2021

Texian Steamer

When a guy is committing sexual activities with their significant other. And they suck your penis until climax then stick it in a water bottle where you climax in it then 2 hours later you pour it into your own butt where your SO will then slurp it up like a Chug Jug.

"Hey baby wanna Texian Steamer?"
"Sure"

by Blixls December 22, 2021