Spider bloat

The act of shitting and pissing in a IV tube then shoving up someone’s nose just for them to drink.

Mom: dude, do your chores or you’ll get a beating
John: dude, watch your ass or Ima give you a spider bloat

by Ieywgekeoeye April 29, 2021

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Spider-Raptor

A name that has not been used in forever because it got replaced just like Tesla compared to Ford

Person 1: yo you remember Spider-Raptor?
Person 2: I have not heard that name in a while mate

by Some Ranomd Guy May 3, 2021

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barkin spider

When you fart real loud around other people and tell them that was a barkin spider

Brittney walk into the room at the party and farted and said hey did anybody see that barkin spider?

by Dirtyfoot561 May 8, 2021

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barkin spider

When somebody cuts a fart in a room with people in it and blames it on the Barking spider

Britney farted and said watch out for that barkin spider

by Dirtyfoot561 May 8, 2021

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Squashed Spider

An anus

Her butthole looks like a squashed spider

by durrrrrr455 November 14, 2012

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Candy Spider

A sexual activity in which both partners are on all fours and one partner eats candy out of the others' ass crack, therefore making it appear as though the couple has 8 limbs and one body.

Guy 1: Dude, you have chocolate in your teeth...

Guy 2: Bro, that's not chocolate. I gave this bitch a candy spider last night.

Guy 1: Nice! I've never give one...I'm arachnophobic.

by Lulu Tyler September 3, 2013

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