The opposite of stress-induced heartburn. When you are so happy, you couldn't possibly notice something like heartburn.
Did you hear Jay was coughing up blood from stress-induced heartburn?
No way, man! That was before he fell for Ericka; you know, the blonde with the hot ghetto booty? Jay is so twitterpatted now, the only heartburn he gets is reverse heartburn!
No way, man! That was before he fell for Ericka; you know, the blonde with the hot ghetto booty? Jay is so twitterpatted now, the only heartburn he gets is reverse heartburn!
by SlipperyTurtle February 11, 2016
A variation of the (Eye) Socket Fuck...Having someone take out their prosthetic eye and assume the doggy style position. Wedge the eye in the butt crack, just above the balloon knot. Have great sex...for a twist on The Pirate, try the Pirate Monocle, pull out on cum on the fake eye. Kicking in the shin or equivalent is optional...
"Hey Boss..."
..."Yeah?"
"You remember that hot chick with the fake eye?"
..."Yeah"
"I did the The Reverse Monocle all over her ass last night...Arrgh..."
..."Nice..."
..."Yeah?"
"You remember that hot chick with the fake eye?"
..."Yeah"
"I did the The Reverse Monocle all over her ass last night...Arrgh..."
..."Nice..."
by The real Keyser Soze April 13, 2013
by Infiniteanal January 25, 2023
I was loading up a desk and out popped out a snake, the guy was trying to reverse shanghai me a snake.
by Maveric80 February 05, 2018
Bruno and Boots ended up in a reverse gongshow when attending a party at Mrs. Scrimmages Finishing School for Young Ladies.
by Frizbitch June 28, 2012
(v) When a friend or relative's friend befriends you after meeting you. This is not as common as upfriending but does occur occasionally when the friend's friend realize you are a upgrade. This is the ultimate insult to the original friend or relative.
Eric and Christine reverse upfriend. Eileen and Johnny by inviting them to the neighborhood barbeque
by gambler325 June 16, 2016
What a reverse gear
by Punjabi Gangster August 17, 2023