Robert has a small dick
by Antman aka robert June 2, 2020

Robert is gay, and likes men.
by Lucci07 August 6, 2019

Different people coming up with words to describe him:
"funny"
"gay"
"amazing"
"hops"
"cute"
"crazy"
"funny"
"gay"
"amazing"
"hops"
"cute"
"crazy"
"Have you heard of Robert Alexzander Vonhoffen?"
"Yeah the guy who's funny, gay, amazing, HOPS, cute and crazy."
"Yeah the guy who's funny, gay, amazing, HOPS, cute and crazy."
by Roz Ryson March 29, 2022

The most amazing guy someone can ever meet! He is sweet, caring, understanding, and very helpful. Never ever leave a Robert. He is the bestest friend someone could ever have. He helps others struggling with emotions and he makes everyone smile. He is amazing! He is also the most adorable and energetic person! He never fails to make someone smile or laugh
by anonymouswriter15 March 31, 2020

An amazing girl who may have flaws but are outweighed by all are pros. She may not be the hottest but she can make you feel like you are the only man in the world. If you know Alexis Roberts she’s mine! Not yet but she will be. She has her secrets but if she trusts you more than her best friends she will tell you everything. Treat her right and don’t let her go, no one else on this world even compares to Alexis.
Joe: damn did you see that shawty last night
John: yeah she got but she probably ain’t anything compared to Alexis roberts.
John: yeah she got but she probably ain’t anything compared to Alexis roberts.
by 🟧⬛️ ain’t nothing March 20, 2022

by cjti May 24, 2025
