Put up your hand

What a girl yells to a guy when she wants to see how big he is.

Girl: "Hey! Put up your hand."
Guy: "Okaaay..." *puts up hand*
*girls giggle and whisper* "He's so small!"

by ThomasKinkade February 16, 2015

putting one through her

1. Sticking your dick in the girl's vagina.
2. Shooting a person, preferablly a woman, in the chest.

That girl is so hot that I think I'm going to be putting one through her in a couple minutes.

I put one through her for being an asshole.

by DYLANNNNNNNNNNNN. April 26, 2006

I put the impin' in the pimpin'

An ancient phrase beginning time of Muhammed and Gabriel of ancient Islam history. It means, upon last night I most certainly had sexual intercourse with all members of you interelated family. A horrible insult.

Gabriel: Before I give you the recitings of God, I must tell you that I put the impin' in the pimpin' last night.
Muhammed: Surely not all of them in one night!?!?
Gabriel: Fo' shizzle my nizzle.

by Imac December 21, 2003

put your hands up

Putting up your hand

-put your hands up bro

by remelasda July 23, 2015

putting yo' foot in it

The sexual act of inserting your foot into your partner's anal cavity.

Jeff: Becky, why is your ass sore?
Becky: 'Cause Tyrone was "putting yo' foot in it" last night.

by TRacer May 22, 2015

Put Your Ass to Sleep

It's another way to tell someone, out of anger, that you will put them in their grave, or 6 feet under if they screw with you again. It's a less direct way of stating it but still gets the point across.

After someone has double crossed or otherwise angered you: "Bitch, if you weren't somebody's mother, I'd put your ass to sleep!"

by lila Demone April 16, 2012

put a new number in the clock.

Need for a change. Time to change old or bad habits. Time to make a change. Source: A phrase I coined at the hospital when I was changing some bad habits that were harming my health and well being.

My life working this this job is dull and boring. Time to put a new number in the clock. I'll quit my job and go into business for myself owning my own pet store.

by Dave Greer March 4, 2008