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one pump run

When male finds a girl so smashed they are paralytic, goes for a quick few pumps in the vagina. Then gets the fuck out. All without being noticed.
Man: that girl looks good enough for a one pump run.

Friend: Yh I agree, go for it!
by D Steveo November 30, 2016
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danny fist pumps

a super tan, muscle milk drinking, fist pumping guido. Hobbies include going to pacha, listening to tiesto, shopping at A/X and express, and the oh so obvious...pumping that fist. loves poland spring water, wears sunglasses at night, and eats, sleeps, and breaths the club. HGH!
Pacha was very guido, filled with many Danny Fist Pumps.
by billy rosewood January 8, 2009
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sludge-pump-jump

Also known as the kamikaze jump, this is a jump off of a high geographic feature while holding in a rather large hit of marijuana.

To elaborate, it is a name for the process of taking a large hit of smoke, and holding it in your lungs untill after you have gotten in the water and surfaced after you have jumped.
Hey guys, lets head down to the quarries and kamikaze that shit with a sludge-pump-jump

Anyone got bud? I wana sludge pump jump into the river

Holy potatoes man! that was a diesel sludge-pump-jump

Im a sluge-pumpin superstar
by Chizzy McGrizz June 19, 2011
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Columbian Gas Pump

The act of taping your partner's mouth to your ass hole while you simultaneously eat bushes baked beans and blow hot gas down her throat resulting in rectal prolapse. The ritual is completed by striking the prolapsed anus with full force resulting in a fog horn-like sound while also spewing black liquid from her vaginal region
It turns out that Gavin gave jacobs little sisters a Columbian gas pump last night.
by Big Papi420 July 9, 2022
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Half Pump Chump

Defined as anyone who goes to the gym and does many reps and sets of a machine improperly. Often used to appear as if they have more strength than what they really do. Usually associated with buff guys or gym rats.
Bro, look at that dude squatting 415 over there, are his knees even bending?...what a half pump chump.
by Brad_yungtaco June 3, 2016
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10 on pump two

The act of jerking off so many times in one day that you can no longer get hard. Then you jerk your softie and right before you bust you cram your dick up your own ass and blow a load in it.
Yesterday at the gas station I put 10 on pump two
by dave brasky September 3, 2020
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pump n' dump

The act of using a giant fleshlight while simultaneously taking a monumental bowel movement
Alright fine, I'll play some Mario Party. Just let me go pump n' dump first
by koonmagic November 30, 2010
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