Michael J. Okes

A Michael Jox is a joke about Michael J. Fox (celebrity) that makes fun of the fact that he has Parkinsons Disease, which causes someone to uncontrollably shake. Usually depicted with pictures.

Structure: Michael J. Fox+Obect=Something

Originated on 4chan's infamous /b/

Jake: "Michael J. Fox+Coca Cola=Frag Grenade"

"Michael J. Fox+Fan=Tornado"

"Michael J. Fox+Shake and Bake=Breaded Chicken"

"Michael J. Fox+Hand Crank Flashlight=Light Saber"

"Michael J. Fox+Operation=Graveyard"

Amir: Man those were some hysterical Michael J. Okes!

by Waitzsauce May 21, 2009

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Get the Michael J. Okesmug.

Ok

But are you OK inside?

Hym 👌 “Yup. Right as rain. It’s the outside parts that are the problem. You know? The blatant and visible corruption. Being needlessly exploited by people who see me as nothing more than a social security number and have more than me already. I need the money because there is a pretty substantial existence fee and my body is slowing deteriorating. Money that I can only get by either breaking my body OR having it GIVEN to me by people or the government. Now... the former will actually gain me LESS money than the latter. Me being ‘ok’ inside doesn’t stop me from being exploited indefinitely by a system that does little more than ensure that the nepotistic offspring of of my exploiters die last. Right? Because you have these people who claim to care about meritocracy promoting their children over anyone else, right?

So, now, Jordan Burp Peterson (the statistician) says that ‘it’s statistically impossible for a cabinet consisting of 50/50 men and women.’ If that’s the case, then it is ‘beyond impossible: 12 more rules for life’ (now on sale for $29.99 at the Amazon who doesn’t let their workers poop store (which is why I can’t get a job at Amazon because I refuse to allow someone to force me (under threat of firing) to forgo my natural bodily necessities)) for your retarded son or the guy fucks your slutty little daughters pussy silly to be the most qualified person for the job. Does me ‘being ok inside’ somehow pay my bills? No. But how you’ve chosen to frame this suggests that ‘being ok inside’ makes whether or not I’m being exploited or used or perpetually enslaved irrelevant. It doesn’t matter that Elon Musk benefits more from your existence than you do. Because you’re ok inside. It doesn’t matter that the lives of the people who steal from you are a lie because their ok inside. They’re fine. You don’t need to kill them and take all of their money. It’s fine. Everything isn’t fine. Just find somebody’s rich daughter and spray down her insides. That’ll make her ok inside. If I’m the one who’s doing it, it’ll be better than ok. Because I’m better than everyone. Ridiculous. You’re a ridiculous man.”

by Hym Iam December 4, 2022

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