Poo load

Having a large quantity of an item which is more than a crap ton and less than a shit ton.

She has a poo load of kids.

by McKeiser March 24, 2020

Load for the road

When the girl sucking you off has to go to work immediately after, so she takes the load of cum along with her.

Getting sucked off and leaves immediately after. As she walks out the door, her mouth is filled with cum.

Girl: I can’t, I gotta go, my Uber will be here soon.

Guy: I’m about to cum, finish me off. (Responds to Uber driver, “I’ll be right there”)

Girl: Okay, I’ll take a load for the road.

by Pika McJones March 9, 2019

Loading the Dishwasher

When you cum inside of a woman and get her pregnant.

I was Loading the Dishwasher about 8 months ago, and now she is a huge, hormonal pregger bitch.

by TheFlashSimiValley March 3, 2024

Loading the Musket

When a male inserts his fecal matter into a woman's butthole and then forces it in deeper with his penis. The woman will then push as hard as she can and shoot it out.

Dude were you and nancy loading the musket last night? We could smell it in the other room.

by Jowuhepona69 February 28, 2017

loaded chip

when you go to finger your girlfriend and your hand comes back out with a fully loaded (stale) tampon

“Bro me and Jane were getting funky last night but the mood died after she gave me a fully loaded chip”

by nowboiwhatthehellboi August 6, 2021

Whale load

A huge amount of cum

I dumped a whale load on my hoes face last night.

by girthycock666 July 24, 2018

gag load

A large amount of something / a bunch of something

I went to the store and bought a gag load of groceries today, shouldn’t have to go back for more for at least a week!

by George&Nancy June 3, 2021