A story that's been exaggerated and perfected through years of determination to become a member of the PBFA (*Professional Bar Fly Association)
*The PBFA is a proud chapter of the AHBA (American Honky-tonk Bar Association)
*The PBFA is a proud chapter of the AHBA (American Honky-tonk Bar Association)
Bourbon Legend: Bro I shit you not!! So there I was, sitting in my lawn chair at the edge of the pond watching the sunrise. I got my beer in one hand and my balls in the other, when all of the sudden our pet beaver Lemmy Eedit pops up next to me and slaps the water with his tail! It scared me so bad I fell backwards into the pond! I almost drowned!! But at least I saved my beer.
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Freddie Mercury
Freddie Mercury is the definition of a vocal legend, he is the greatest vocalist and singer of all time. He has a unique voice that can simply not be replicated. The most unique and most beautiful voice that has ever graced this earth.
Freddie Mercury is the definition of a vocal legend, he is the greatest vocalist and singer of all time. He has a unique voice that can simply not be replicated. The most unique and most beautiful voice that has ever graced this earth.
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Get the vocal legend mug.A hairy obese creature that only feasts on pizza and chicken nuggets like a five year old. Typically a jolly creature, but will sometimes eat all of the children's food. Takes poops during combat and likes to admire shiny objects at the worst possible time. If seen in the woods just yell it's real name 3 times and it will vanish. Typically named Cody.
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GRHHH TPS HEHE SMIRKS FOLDS ARMS AURA BURTS GROOAH KNEES SENDS FLYING INTO WALL WALL BREAKS FLYS AT HEHEH KICKS AGAIN SENDS THROUGH WALL BREAKS WALL FLIES WITH YOU LOOKS DOWN AT FORMS BLAST IN HAND FIRES SENDS TO GROUND GROUND BEAKS WITH CRATER FLIES DOWN KICKS HARD SHOCKWAVE GROAOH OOROAORAOROAROAROAROAORAORAORAORAORAO ORAAA BASHES WITH FIIST GROUND BREAKS INTO THOUSANDS PIECES
JUMPS DOWN GRABS FACE RAISES SLAMS DOWN HEHEH FLIES DRAGS THROWS INTO WALL
you must do that but type it all with 200 wpm and basically spam the chat
most effective on Discord
GRHHH TPS HEHE SMIRKS FOLDS ARMS AURA BURTS GROOAH KNEES SENDS FLYING INTO WALL WALL BREAKS FLYS AT HEHEH KICKS AGAIN SENDS THROUGH WALL BREAKS WALL FLIES WITH YOU LOOKS DOWN AT FORMS BLAST IN HAND FIRES SENDS TO GROUND GROUND BEAKS WITH CRATER FLIES DOWN KICKS HARD SHOCKWAVE GROAOH OOROAORAOROAROAROAROAORAORAORAORAORAO ORAAA BASHES WITH FIIST GROUND BREAKS INTO THOUSANDS PIECES
JUMPS DOWN GRABS FACE RAISES SLAMS DOWN HEHEH FLIES DRAGS THROWS INTO WALL
you must do that but type it all with 200 wpm and basically spam the chat
most effective on Discord
Him: " You dare challenge me?! I have mastered the legendary art of combat. Prepare to be eviscerated. "
Her: " Wha- "
Him: " GRHHHE FLIES AT KICKS SENDS FLYING MAKES U LIKE RAGDOLL GROAH JUMPS LUNGES GRABS LEG SLAMS CRATER SHOCKWAVE BOOM YOU BLEED "
Her: " Wha- "
Him: " GRHHHE FLIES AT KICKS SENDS FLYING MAKES U LIKE RAGDOLL GROAH JUMPS LUNGES GRABS LEG SLAMS CRATER SHOCKWAVE BOOM YOU BLEED "
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