A douche bag of a guy that is arrogant, conceited, vain and narcissistic to the extreme. The asshole you want to run over with your car multiple times to see if his plaid shirt and khaki pants will become one with the asphalt. The guy who gave 15 girls and one handicapped boy syphilis. The dude that drank all the beer at the kegger and never pitches in because he is a cheap drunk asswipe.
by Alien Conspirator March 25, 2018
by biggiesmallsfan87 April 10, 2020
A huge jerk off who only cares for himself. He has an annoying laid back attitude. He is easy to get mad at and easier to hold a grudge against. Walks around talking crap then when he gets beat up its nothing. He is tall blond and fugly Don't ever date a kyle
by deeznutz1126 December 30, 2015
(noun) - A woman of elderly persuasion known for her incredibly saggy knee skin and obsession with the Public Broadcasting System's children's show, Sesame Street. Once thought to have been associated with those Nordic tribes who pillaged the northern reaches of Germany and France in the mid-tenth century and were known for stealing male villagers for their own vile pleasures of the flesh. This was later found to be complete bull honkey and those who spread the false information were promptly deloused and given three months rations.
I wanted to watch mud-wrestling, but that damn Kyle's Grandma kept talking about Bert and Ernie and stole the remote, sticking it in her knee skin so that I could not retrieve it.
by Kyle's Grandpa September 14, 2006
by psychosocial sli9kn0t August 10, 2017