Jess

The most beautiful, amazing, cute, gold-hearted, funny girl that has ever lived. An honestly perfect soulmate, so much so, that any man who has her will never let go of her.

Guy: Hey is that your girlfriend jess?

Guy 2: Yeh but bro. Its “is that your *wife* jess. then yes it is her.

by McGlynnEvan December 19, 2020

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jess

best person that could ever exist
really pretty

jess is one of the best people i have every met shes really pretty

by audrey ann persinomin April 5, 2022

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Jesse

somone who is mega gay

that person is going out with his boyfriend
friend: he must be a jesse

by IisSmart August 27, 2021

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jesse mercer

The sexual act of ramming easy cheese into your anus, holding as long as possible, then releasing (often violently) your bowel's contents in and on another person's face.

Man, I was a bit plugged up with Taco Bell from last night, so today at the meeting I Jesse Mercered my boss....two birds, one stone! Or one glob of cheese poo

by Dnods March 15, 2016

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