jess is a booty tickler
by supercoolpersonandNOTsofia!!! February 14, 2022

Jesse, a proper noun, meaning, “God exists”. Jesse is usually a Capricorn which by default are the hardest workers of the zodiac sign. They are ambitious, determined, materialistic and strong. Jesse is born shrewd. Don’t cross a Jesse. You will never win favor with them again.
Jesse walks on water.
by The mad hatter November 23, 2021

Rivaled only by Slash in talent, good looks, and overall class. This man is smoooooth. He knows every Office episode backward and forward and can fit the phrase, “That’s what she said,” into nearly any conversation. Anyone who really gets to know Jesse is blessed with a constant source of kindness, comfort, and laughter (sooooo much laughter). He’s an honest, humble guy with a nice jawline and an even nicer voice. He’s a lover of ravioli, animals, and Fredo Corleone’s beautiful forehead. You’ll never catch him without socks on, and there’s no one better to spend quality time with. Roodoodoodoodoo.
by Ese July 16, 2020

by Zzzeea January 28, 2018

by i hav a jeff/jess in mii life July 14, 2009

by Jessyyycat April 4, 2025

In an alternate universe/ dimension Jesse James the most infamous killer of the wild west is a super hero!
Relentless and fighting for the people of the United States of America.
Relentless and fighting for the people of the United States of America.
Person 1: So dude I was talking to a friend yesterday and we had this conversation about the wild west.
Person 2: yeah?
Person 1: Dude what if Jesse James wasn't just and outlaw but a good guy.
Person 2: Dude! Super Hero Jesse James!
Person 1: Man we need to tell everybody!!
Person 2: You're right let's get goin.
Person 2: yeah?
Person 1: Dude what if Jesse James wasn't just and outlaw but a good guy.
Person 2: Dude! Super Hero Jesse James!
Person 1: Man we need to tell everybody!!
Person 2: You're right let's get goin.
by Whynot90 December 27, 2022
