PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE!
Stop! You have violated the Law!
Pay the court a fine or serve your sentance.
Your stolen goods are now forfeit
by Emporer Septim December 24, 2010
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I Have Black Friends

To be in the know, well-connected, or have access to criminal networks.

Can be interepreted as a threat, but more usually a point of pride.
This city is so tame and theres cops everywhere, I don't know what I'm going to do for bud. I'm on my last eigth - fuck!

Dont worry bro, I have black friends.
by JO Jocelyn September 17, 2010
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Naming the seven diatomic elements:

Have (hydrogen) No (nitrogen) Fear (Flourine) Of (oxygen) Ice (iodine) Cold (chlorine) Beer (bromine)!

Much easier to remember than i bring clay for our new home!
Dude, can you tell me what the seven diatomic elements are?

Have No Fear Of Ice Cold Beer!

Thanks, Man!
by masterhobbit May 17, 2012
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Have a go, ya mug.

What you say when you want to make a double entendre, whilst drinking a beverage from a mug, asking somebody to have a go.
Hey Martin, have a go, ya mug. I'll beat you down at fencing.
by stranoster January 03, 2010
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do penis have knees

the act of changing a sign with movable letters into a totally non sense pharse and it staying up there for 1 hole day
Sierra,Jessica,Liz kelsey did a do penis have knees.
by Lizjessicakelseysierra March 27, 2009
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Why don't you have a seat?

The command used by Chris Hansen, of Dateline NBC, before publicly humiliating and destroying would be child molestors on national television. No matter how much the child molestor wants to run, for reasons unknown to man, he cannot leave and always takes a seat.
Chris Hansen: Why don't you have a seat?
Child Molestor: Oh shit! I swear I wasn't going to do anything with that 13 year old boy. I have to go now!
Chris Hansen: Why don't you have a seat right over there.
Child Molestor can't help himself, and has a seat.
by BNov November 10, 2007
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can i have fries with that

commomnly said at a drive thru resturant. but in other terms used to scream threw dorm room vents to other visitors at a track/polevaulting camp to disturb the peace at 2 o'clock in the morning
"can i have fries with that shake."
by taYl0r122693 August 23, 2008
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