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history

Something that's very interesting to read about as a Wiki or Buzzfeed article, but incredibly boring to learn/study as a school course.
Ironically, Tim procrastinated for his greek history exam by reading Wiki articles on the Italian Renaissance.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 14, 2021
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Canada's History

An unspeakable sex act involving a moose-head, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
"Can you believe this freak I just met? She asked if I would do a Canada's History with her"
by rman1201 February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

Mostly furry, furry beavers waiting to be skinned.
The Feb 4,2010 episode of The Colbert Report talks aboot Canada's History.
by snarkandawe February 4, 2010
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history

a chronicle written by the winners of a conflict documenting the many ways why it's justified what the losers got
It's only a war crime if you lose, history should make that clear.
Seeing as she dumped him for playing too much Halo and smoking all her weed, he felt that they had too much history between them for a constructive professional relationship.
by Kooyle April 13, 2021
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Canada's History

A tactical sex at requiring partner "A" to inflate his testicles to the size of curling stones with saline. Partner "B" is then required to insert 17 ice cubes into her Vagina and then jettison said ice cubes directly at the enlarged testicles. If the ice cubes melt this then becomes a failed Niagara falls.
Steven Colbert was the first American capable of performing Canada's History although Ariana Huffington was injured in the process. Her balls exploded.
by Report February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

An erotic act including but not limited to the use of moose horns, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
Jake and Jayne went to the house to act out canada's history together.
by O'Dochartaigh February 4, 2010
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AP World History

Everyday you walk into this class, your wrists will magically slit themselves. Many people recommend this class to people such as Hitler and Stalin, as it's such a fun class. This class will for sure fill up your notes app with suicide notes, sometimes you'll even print them out just incase you go vertical on your wrists. Don't forget the slew of work that's comes out faster than you can cry, don't worry though there's no time to cry. You'll find yourself staying up all night long just to avoid this slop of a class. Many people ask what you'll learn, simply tell them you learned how to write a suicide note in 45 minutes while answering the prompt.
Student 1: Hey I just signed up for AP World History!

Student 2: I have taken AP World History!

Student 1: What's it like?
Student 2: Grab a rusty razer and chew on it until you get tetanus

Student 1: What
by Thatuhpersonhahahaha April 7, 2025
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