A person who makes up the dumbest non believable stories to cover their shady asses, will go outta their way to waste time and expects you to believe them or acts offended when you don't.
This mother goose story tellin ass bitch just told me he don't have my money because three cats and a raccoon with a knife just robbed him behind maceys.
by anonymous April 26, 2023
Get the mother goose story tellin ass bitchmug. Definition:
"GOOSE" is the new and improved version of GOAT, offering a more precise and context-aware way to describe true excellence. Instead of claiming someone is the best in all of history (which is impossible to measure), GOOSE stands for "Greatest Of Our Society’s Elite", focusing on the best of the best within our time and environment.
Related Terms:
Goose Juice – A term often linked with GOOSE, referring to the power, energy, or respect behind true greatness. This can mean raw talent, influence, or even top-tier street cred. Inspired by references to "juice" as power or respect, like in hip-hop culture and Sonic’s "gotta juice" phrase.
"GOOSE" is the new and improved version of GOAT, offering a more precise and context-aware way to describe true excellence. Instead of claiming someone is the best in all of history (which is impossible to measure), GOOSE stands for "Greatest Of Our Society’s Elite", focusing on the best of the best within our time and environment.
Related Terms:
Goose Juice – A term often linked with GOOSE, referring to the power, energy, or respect behind true greatness. This can mean raw talent, influence, or even top-tier street cred. Inspired by references to "juice" as power or respect, like in hip-hop culture and Sonic’s "gotta juice" phrase.
Usage:
When you say "Give me the GOOSE," you’re asking for the absolute best—whether it’s a person’s performance, service, or product.
In sports, music, or any competitive field, calling someone "the GOOSE" means they are at the top of the game right now, the best even among elite.
GOOSE can also refer to drawing out the best in oneself or someone else: "It’s time to bring out the GOOSE in you!"
When you say "Give me the GOOSE," you’re asking for the absolute best—whether it’s a person’s performance, service, or product.
In sports, music, or any competitive field, calling someone "the GOOSE" means they are at the top of the game right now, the best even among elite.
GOOSE can also refer to drawing out the best in oneself or someone else: "It’s time to bring out the GOOSE in you!"
by Ram$i March 9, 2025
Get the GOOSEmug. The phrase "Golly Goose" refers to someone of indian agnostic ethnicity who is very hard worker and does a lot of wrist training.
by Kawaki October 5, 2020
Get the golly goosemug. by Poopystain65 December 4, 2020
Get the Fluid goosemug. When oral sex is being performed on a man and just before ejaculation the one performing the oral squeezes the shaft to prevent any fluid passage and punches the man in the scrotum. It is regularly used as retaliation by a victim of a donkey punch
by Mr. Myner June 5, 2018
Get the punching the goosemug. Ok, Goose! I see you!
That’s goose.
They’re goose! Look at that walk!
Since they broke up, Erica’s been goose.
That’s goose.
They’re goose! Look at that walk!
Since they broke up, Erica’s been goose.
by Stefstifler March 12, 2024
Get the Goosemug. by Oohh darling January 7, 2021
Get the Silly goose with a mallards headmug.