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Goofy Fucker

A person, often a roommate, that is excessively naive, strange, and clueless. Often small town country boys that attend college in the city turn out to be goofy fuckers.
Brandon - Did you hear what Jason did?

Jay - Haha yeah, hes such a goofy fucker.

Brandon - Hellz yeah, I love crack.
by iSpeakTruth November 4, 2008
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pastry fucker

A person who masturbates by sticking their dick in the hollow part of a donut.
Cop gave me a speeding ticket when I was only 5 mph over the limit! What a pastry fucker!
by mandi November 28, 2003
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Duck Fucker

1) He Who (on a regular basis) has sexual relations with ducks 2) a woman who spreads hers legs before a duck
Tommy Hayes reguarly fucks ducks, he is a duck fucker , or "we all fuck ducks" an accurate refrence could be the poem "fuck fuck fuck a duck, screw a kangaroo, fingerbang an arangatang at your local zoo"
by DuckLover42 April 17, 2009
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Scum fucker

Someone who will fuck anyone, no matter how rank!
God damn, you gotta be shittin' me. He fucked her. She's a "2"! What a scum fucker he is!
by Pompatus of Love September 5, 2016
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brother fucker

a person who has sex with a guy and then has sex with his brother on a separate occasion anywhere from 1 hour to 1 week time span
i had sex with mark on tuesday and then i had sex with his brother johnny on thursday. i’m such a brother fucker
by iknowriight September 21, 2020
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Battery Fucker

Referring to an individual involved with building a high performance vehicle that is extremely more complex than any traditional ICE-driven vehicle. Comparable cars would include Doc's Delorean, Thomas the Tank Engine, and the Magic School Bus. While once viewed as an offensive term, the persons typically cast by this stereotype now embrace the term being used by other people, as long as they are battery fuckers too,...otherwise that's just racist.
by Not FSAEFH March 28, 2010
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burrito fucker

When a non-Mexican person is sexually attracted to, or has had sex with, a person of Mexican descent.
Juan's wife Christina sure is a burrito fucker.
by SovietSupremeTaco December 6, 2015
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