A person, often a roommate, that is excessively naive, strange, and clueless. Often small town country boys that attend college in the city turn out to be goofy fuckers.
Brandon - Did you hear what Jason did?
Jay - Haha yeah, hes such a goofy fucker.
Brandon - Hellz yeah, I love crack.
Jay - Haha yeah, hes such a goofy fucker.
Brandon - Hellz yeah, I love crack.
by iSpeakTruth November 4, 2008
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Get the pastry fucker mug.1) He Who (on a regular basis) has sexual relations with ducks 2) a woman who spreads hers legs before a duck
Tommy Hayes reguarly fucks ducks, he is a duck fucker , or "we all fuck ducks" an accurate refrence could be the poem "fuck fuck fuck a duck, screw a kangaroo, fingerbang an arangatang at your local zoo"
by DuckLover42 April 17, 2009
Get the Duck Fucker mug.a person who has sex with a guy and then has sex with his brother on a separate occasion anywhere from 1 hour to 1 week time span
i had sex with mark on tuesday and then i had sex with his brother johnny on thursday. i’m such a brother fucker
by iknowriight September 21, 2020
Get the brother fucker mug.Man 1: that shit felt good on my dick when i was poopie fucking her.
Man 2: Ewwww
Man 1: what you aint a poopie fucker?
Man 2: Ewwww
Man 1: what you aint a poopie fucker?
by asschbi fuck you December 2, 2010
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Get the Scum fucker mug.A person that claims to be pansexual but says they do not, in fact, fuck pans. If you hear a ‘pansexual’ say they do not fuck pans they are 1 of 2 things. 1 is a liar and 2 is a co fused bisexual.
Person 1: You heard that Amanda was a pansexual?
Person 2: Does she fuck pans?
Person 1: I don’t think so…?
Person 2: Whatever, she’s a Pan Fucker either way
Person 2: Does she fuck pans?
Person 1: I don’t think so…?
Person 2: Whatever, she’s a Pan Fucker either way
by Adrianna the Twinkie Twink October 25, 2022
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