A person, often a roommate, that is excessively naive, strange, and clueless. Often small town country boys that attend college in the city turn out to be goofy fuckers.
Brandon - Did you hear what Jason did?
Jay - Haha yeah, hes such a goofy fucker.
Brandon - Hellz yeah, I love crack.
Jay - Haha yeah, hes such a goofy fucker.
Brandon - Hellz yeah, I love crack.
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Get the pastry fucker mug.1) He Who (on a regular basis) has sexual relations with ducks 2) a woman who spreads hers legs before a duck
Tommy Hayes reguarly fucks ducks, he is a duck fucker , or "we all fuck ducks" an accurate refrence could be the poem "fuck fuck fuck a duck, screw a kangaroo, fingerbang an arangatang at your local zoo"
by DuckLover42 April 17, 2009
Get the Duck Fucker mug.A sexual deviant that often has sex with a freak that doesn't care where he sticks his dick as long as it is a hole (the stuchle). The stucle fucker, stuchle, and a third freak (often a 400 lb women or a tranny) will have three somes while the stuchle fucker is passed out or drunk.
stuchle: You want to take shots of Jim Beam and have sex with the coke dealing she-male downstairs?
guy: What do you think I am? A stuchle fucker?
guy: What do you think I am? A stuchle fucker?
by TheGoldenDancer February 15, 2010
Get the stuchle fucker mug.Referring to an individual involved with building a high performance vehicle that is extremely more complex than any traditional ICE-driven vehicle. Comparable cars would include Doc's Delorean, Thomas the Tank Engine, and the Magic School Bus. While once viewed as an offensive term, the persons typically cast by this stereotype now embrace the term being used by other people, as long as they are battery fuckers too,...otherwise that's just racist.
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Get the Battery Fucker mug.muffin fucker (v): someone you offers to do something solid but ends up pussin out and being an overall bitch by not closing the deal
Teddy is a muffin fucker because he volunteered to DD us out to the lake but then decided to sleep there instead of driving home like a muffin fucking whore. he will also probably be a muffin fucker and eat all the muffins in the morning too
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Get the Muffin Fucker mug.Man 1: that shit felt good on my dick when i was poopie fucking her.
Man 2: Ewwww
Man 1: what you aint a poopie fucker?
Man 2: Ewwww
Man 1: what you aint a poopie fucker?
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