Facebook Twin

Someone on Facebook that not only has the same name as you, they also look freakishly like you.

Usually the first result in Google when you search for your name.

Possible proof of a massive secret clone program that took place in the mid 80s.

Bloke 1: I added my Facebook twin as a friend last night, and now i'm sure some shady fuck in a suit is following me.

Bloke 2: Yeah, that's the Feds trying to cover up the massive clone program that took place in the 80s. You're fucked, dude!

by deathbymaumau September 9, 2011

facebook

need to get on fb with websense

i need facebook logon around websense

by toyotanikki January 23, 2009

facebook hypocrite

a person who says they will never have a social networking profile and then gets one.

Suri:"Hey, did you hear Lucas got a facebook?"
Shiloh:"Really?, what a facebook hypocrite"
Suri:"I know"

by The Fantastic October 18, 2008

Facebook Showoff

An obnoxious prick who posts every shitty detail of their shitty lives on facebook in the hope that one of their virtual "friends" actually gives a shit ... because none of their real "friends" would ever give a shit ....

"So and So has just arrived in America - it's so sick"

Who gives a fuck, that tit is just being a Facebook Showoff, I'm bored of this bollocks - un-friend !!

by daldab February 12, 2012

Facebook friend

Person you've spent more time reading their updates online than seeing them in person.

I have no idea where I met this Facebook friend, but I'm really glad she still keeps all her updates public.

by sokirk September 29, 2011

Facebook Grooming

To use facebook chat/wall posts/inbox messaging to chat up someone that you fancy with witty flirtatious banter, in order to groom them, as so next time you see them out, the ground work is done and you can go in for the pull.

A:Is that hot girl going out tonight?

B:Yea maate, I have been facebook grooming her all week. Im in there.

by GDIZZLEDIZZLE April 16, 2009

facebook love

somone who blatentally has a crush on the persons page they are visiting. they feel compelled to do things to them for no reason espesially throwing pies, and poking them.

facebook love; you have just recived a poke from a...... f....... Poke back? Ignore

by haha gotya October 30, 2009