Facebook Flush

To delete people from your friend list.

I have 2156 "friends" but only actually talk to half of them. It must be time for a Facebook Flush.

by nrs1970 June 24, 2010

facebook

need to get on fb with websense

i need facebook logon around websense

by toyotanikki January 23, 2009

Facebook Showoff

An obnoxious prick who posts every shitty detail of their shitty lives on facebook in the hope that one of their virtual "friends" actually gives a shit ... because none of their real "friends" would ever give a shit ....

"So and So has just arrived in America - it's so sick"

Who gives a fuck, that tit is just being a Facebook Showoff, I'm bored of this bollocks - un-friend !!

by daldab February 12, 2012

facebook hypocrite

a person who says they will never have a social networking profile and then gets one.

Suri:"Hey, did you hear Lucas got a facebook?"
Shiloh:"Really?, what a facebook hypocrite"
Suri:"I know"

by The Fantastic October 18, 2008

Facebook friend

Person you've spent more time reading their updates online than seeing them in person.

I have no idea where I met this Facebook friend, but I'm really glad she still keeps all her updates public.

by sokirk September 29, 2011

Facebook Grooming

To use facebook chat/wall posts/inbox messaging to chat up someone that you fancy with witty flirtatious banter, in order to groom them, as so next time you see them out, the ground work is done and you can go in for the pull.

A:Is that hot girl going out tonight?

B:Yea maate, I have been facebook grooming her all week. Im in there.

by GDIZZLEDIZZLE April 16, 2009

Facebook Marinate

The waiting period you assign to accepting a friend request on facebook, similar to waiting a few days to call someone you met at a bar.

"dude, accept that friend request... she's so hot!" "Nah man, i'm lettin that facebook marinate for a few days... she's gonna have to wait it out."

"how come it took you so long for you to accept my friend request... everyone knows all you do all day is go on facebook." "sorry, i just have a 3 day friend request marination period."

by lebowski166 April 14, 2009