Facebook Jockey

A person who is all over someone's dick on facebook. Whether they're hating or just making worthless comments, they won't hop off.

Collin (photo comment) - Dude, you WOULD make this your profile pic. Put a shirt on man.

Sam - I was at the beach man stop being a facebook jockey. My dick's starting hurt just let go.

Jackson - word collin you've been facebook jocking niggas hard lately chill out

by thatreaddealnigga May 14, 2011

Facebook ambush

Lying in wait on Facebook chat until the object of your ambush appears in green, and then immediately sending them a message, commenting on something on their wall or tagging them in a post.

Flaming hot #1: Goddd I can never be on FB chat anymore, that creepshow Mitchell keeps chirping at me
Smokeshow Friend #1: That's the worst. Classic facebook ambush.

by Brubes July 13, 2011

Facebook Showoff

An obnoxious prick who posts every shitty detail of their shitty lives on facebook in the hope that one of their virtual "friends" actually gives a shit ... because none of their real "friends" would ever give a shit ....

"So and So has just arrived in America - it's so sick"

Who gives a fuck, that tit is just being a Facebook Showoff, I'm bored of this bollocks - un-friend !!

by daldab February 12, 2012

facebook hypocrite

a person who says they will never have a social networking profile and then gets one.

Suri:"Hey, did you hear Lucas got a facebook?"
Shiloh:"Really?, what a facebook hypocrite"
Suri:"I know"

by The Fantastic October 18, 2008

Facebook friend

Person you've spent more time reading their updates online than seeing them in person.

I have no idea where I met this Facebook friend, but I'm really glad she still keeps all her updates public.

by sokirk September 29, 2011

Facebook Grooming

To use facebook chat/wall posts/inbox messaging to chat up someone that you fancy with witty flirtatious banter, in order to groom them, as so next time you see them out, the ground work is done and you can go in for the pull.

A:Is that hot girl going out tonight?

B:Yea maate, I have been facebook grooming her all week. Im in there.

by GDIZZLEDIZZLE April 16, 2009

facebook love

somone who blatentally has a crush on the persons page they are visiting. they feel compelled to do things to them for no reason espesially throwing pies, and poking them.

facebook love; you have just recived a poke from a...... f....... Poke back? Ignore

by haha gotya October 30, 2009