fudge rabbit

when one pulls a rabbit out of one's butt naked. Imagine a magic trick done right in-front of you, and the result left you amazed, and disgusted, wishing there had been some behind the curtain magic.

Jeff, I don't know how or why you did it, but that was one fudge rabbit you pulled off.
or
when someone drops an ice cream cone on the sidewalk, picks it back up, picks the gravel out, and yells taadaa, then consumes it like magic was involved.

by skid-marker August 17, 2024

fudge nugget

Nugget of fudge that is replaced by the swear word F*** so you can use it in front of your religious friends.

I told Ja'Quan that he was a fudge nugget for doing that.

by The_Negus May 26, 2017

keebler fudge

when your fucking raw, and 90 degree shit gets on your shaft and tip, and some on your ball hair.

tom got keebler fudge all over my cock.

by Joshua Ames November 9, 2020

NANTUCKET FUDGE

NANTUCKET FUDGE:

When you are fuking a fat chick from behind and at the same time sticking a harpoon handle up her ass.

THEN after whaling away for a while you pull the handle out, she has explosive diarrhea all over you and you yell out:

“THERE SHE BLOWS LADDIE!!!!”

“I still have shit in my hair after my Nantucket Fudge session last night.”

by MartyKnucks October 10, 2022

Fudge Dog

when you put a shit on a stick and then deep fry it.

Oops I dropped my Fudge Dog

by MongoBalls June 20, 2025

fudge in a fart box

An exclamatory statement: A quick and disgusting way to remind everyone That a bowl movement is inevitable. Also used to describe situations that share thematically and emotively the same concept.

"Oh, fudge in a fart box! I fumbled my keys and they dropped down through the sewer grate!"

by In the gutter, as usual December 10, 2016

fudge rounds

Taxes ought not to pay for this.

"If you're 5'3 and you're 300 pounds, taxes ought not to pay for your bags of fudge rounds".

by Dubailism August 24, 2023