mathswatch depression 

When you get set maths homework/work on mathswatch. You get so annoyed that you want to kys and can’t be asked to do it anymore.

“Did you do the homework fam?”
“Nah, the mathswatch depression kicked in”

mathswatch depression by your.local.windowframe February 1, 2021

Sneaker depression 

Feelings of severed dejection after attempting to buy sneakers that you have no chance of purchasing at retail.

I’m going through sneaker depression after missing releases all month.

Sneaker depression by K.O. February 19, 2021

Joyful Depression 

/'joifәl dә'preSH(ә)n/
adverb
1. The sadness that comes with longing for heaven mixed with the joy of knowing that to live is Christ.
2. The feeling when your spirit is joyful but your body is depressed.

"There is so much evil in this world, I can't wait to get to Heaven."
"It sounds like you have joyful depression."

Joyful Depression by Harper B Meek March 29, 2021

Gamer Depression 

When a streamer/gamer who has a huge fan base, all of a sudden thinks that they are “sad” and “depressed”, when in reality they are profiting off of homosexuals.

Dick: You heard Dreams new song? I think he is trying to say that he is sad.
Chad: No, Dreams not sad, he just has gamer depression.

Gamer Depression by wakapepo June 6, 2021

Fake Depression 

Something people do for attention. They pretend to have depression and post sad Bart Simpson edits. Makes people with actual depression feel like shit and can be recognised by bitchiness, listening to those dumb emo lofi songs and whining about how ‘life is an endless source of pain’. Attention whore.

Emily definitely has fake depression. She has 29 friends, she lives in a mansion and she posts sad Bart Simpson edits on her story. What a slag.

Fake Depression by pengopinguin21 July 18, 2021

Crippling depression 

Crippling depression is like that one birthmark you have… it stays with you forever, crippling depression is and will always be there, even when you’re “doing it” it’s there, when you just finished beating yo schmeat that post nut hit different cause crippling depression is there. The key word here is forever. Unlike your girlfriend. “Love is temporary …Crippling depression is for eternity” once said crippling depressed master oogway.

-How are you today bro? -the usual, Just thinking about the darkness that is death which comes closer and closer every second of my existence. - dude do you have crippling depression or something brah? - yes - gnarly dude.

Crippling depression by Docta Doomsday November 21, 2021

Motivated depression 

A mindset and a state of being when one does not care if they continue but continues to do what is necessary, living each day one at a time in hopes that the fruit of their labor will make up for the struggle and unwillingness in life.

Sean suffers from motivated depression. That's why he still attends school even though he wants to die

Motivated depression by RiceMonster December 14, 2021