A person who believes that Alien Lizards are taking over the Earth. He doesn't convincingly explain as to why they, with their presumably far superior power and technology don't take over 'Just Like That' and be done with it. Indeed these lizards must be mega-tolerant not to have eaten old Ickey alive already. I mean, what have they got to lose?
Thank God David Icke comes from Leicester. Just imagine the sort of mindless, evil, twaddle he'd be coming out with if he'd come from Manchester instead.
by jonimethfan October 29, 2011
He is probably asslicking some teacher by now. they are also usually fat and humorless. they think they are chads and constantly harrass girls cuz they think pulling on their hair is considered flirting. and for some reason they always wear shorts no matter what the weather is like.
by David dolenc gay September 20, 2019
Paul: Bro why are you dancing around in the middle of the skywalk?
Matthias: I just did a lot of meth
Paul: Bro you’re being such a David Diver right now.
Matthias: I just did a lot of meth
Paul: Bro you’re being such a David Diver right now.
by SouthsideFlacko November 17, 2019
by UrDadaLmao June 25, 2021
An absolutely godly fortnite player and a very handsome man. His arch rival is a man by the name of connor bain and he is a massive faggot. Any other definitions for David DuPont are false and this definition is the most truthful.
by Wackmysack March 14, 2019
He is so David Mandy!
by CornerSolution March 29, 2020