Words describing a straight but thicc Asian Chinese boy who likes you :)
Here's my number: 070 4853 3927
Call me <3
Here's my number: 070 4853 3927
Call me <3
by Black lives are chinese November 19, 2020
Get the Ding Dong Ling Long Ching Chongmug. Asian asshole getting penetrated by an extremely hot rod that is at least 12 inches and 20 degrees with a Huge cum bucket beside them
by Penetrating dong March 23, 2021
Get the Shing shong fling flong ding dong hing hongmug. by syafinaz? October 13, 2023
Get the Kim Dong Jun ( former ZE:A member ) x Kim Donghee as a duomug. by wing wong ding dong lil bwo November 17, 2019
Get the wing wong ding dong ching chong unit lil bwo bwomug. A langudge that every one talks but doesnt know it. they are all beef cakes that live in the ocean. they smell like lit cheese.
every one is talking ching chong bing bong ling long ting tong wing wong ding dong fing fong ring rong these days!
by Litchildoftdacornthateatschees April 21, 2017
Get the ching chong bing bong ling long ting tong wing wong ding dong fing fong ring rongmug. Originally thought to have been a conjoined twin at birth, Arf's Dong is so large that it is typically used to describe how big or small something is in relation to his unit. Experts state that whenever an erection is formed his heartrate increases roughly ~300% in order to compensate for the blood loss in his brain as well as maintain his throbbing member.
Wow! Did you see that giant pile of elephant shit?
YEAH! It was almost as big as Arf's Dong!
or
I'm not so sure it would fit.. Sure it will. If Arf's Dong could fit, anything can!
YEAH! It was almost as big as Arf's Dong!
or
I'm not so sure it would fit.. Sure it will. If Arf's Dong could fit, anything can!
by RareMojo September 21, 2021
Get the Arf's Dongmug. The avocado cracker dong is a level five sex move, so assume you have consent. For this move you are going to need a fairly attractive a peeled avocado a one saltine cracker and of course youre penis.
first have the woman cock your head back and place the cracker in the woman's mouth
then you are going to climb a small ladder and absolutely slam the peeled avocado into the woman's mouth. Immediately after you slam said avocado into the woman mouth jump from the ladder with your erect cock and slam youre penis in said woman's mouth. If done correctly the friction between cock, mouth,cracker and avocados make the mans penis ejaculate with extreme force and blow all the avocado out the sides of her mouth.
first have the woman cock your head back and place the cracker in the woman's mouth
then you are going to climb a small ladder and absolutely slam the peeled avocado into the woman's mouth. Immediately after you slam said avocado into the woman mouth jump from the ladder with your erect cock and slam youre penis in said woman's mouth. If done correctly the friction between cock, mouth,cracker and avocados make the mans penis ejaculate with extreme force and blow all the avocado out the sides of her mouth.
yo im so horny but i wanna fuck in a creative way
well say no more i just saw a tut on how to do the avocado cracker ding dong.
well say no more i just saw a tut on how to do the avocado cracker ding dong.
by JOHN INTERNET GOOD November 8, 2023
Get the avocado cracker ding dongmug.