crack spastic

An insult used by police officers from one station in central London, to describe a person who is completely obnoxious, irritating, incompetent or just plain stupid to such a degree it's funny, can be a member of the public or a colleague, usually a senior officer. Its use is mainly limited to one police station, but is starting to spread

"did you hear that bloke I nicked, saying he was going to get me sacked 'cos his uncle's a barrister?"

"yeah, what an utter fuckin crack spastic!"

by lajopi 292 August 10, 2007

Crack Slice

A slice of pizza with diced tomatoes, bacon, chicken, extra cheese and ranch dressing that happens to have the same addiction as crack cocaine.

My friend pressured me to try the infamous crack slice one day and I've been hooked ever since. Once you sink your teeth into the slice your chasing the dragon, never getting that satisfaction from the first time you experienced it.

by chee chee boy December 27, 2007

Crack Pad

Any absorbant device used to sop up vaginal excretions during a female's (or in some cases a male's) menstrual cycle.

Scott's dog Wheezze was found chewing on his crack pad.

by Samael April 22, 2006

crack noodles

Ramen noodles. The only food found in a crack house. Its what keeps crackheads so lean. Only 25 cents a pack on sale. Not enough money to get even get a mouse high.

Ho, make me some dem crack noodles.

by Joemama2 July 17, 2006

Crack Shoot

A sexual game wherein a target is 'painted', generally in concentric circles, on a WILLING female participant using the faeces of her partner (though it has been known for couples to 'share the load' at this point). The male participants overall aim is to ejaculate as close to the centre of this target as possible.

For an 'old school' crack shoot the targets need to be drawn, again, in concentric circles around the backside of the female participant, leaving the anus as the 'bullseye' itself, truly making it a 'crack' shoot. As well as a bad pun.

'Dude, met some girl last night, she wanted to try a crack shoot, it was intense'

'Old school crack shoot?'

'Yeah man, first bullseye of my life!'

'You sicken me'

by The Irritable Raccoon July 31, 2011

Front Crack

Another humorous way of saying vagina. Used in light-hearted way,and always good for a laugh or two.

Im gonna kick you in the front crack!

by J Watts November 26, 2006

Crack Sauce

a peach colored spicy mayo used on the sushi at Sushi Mac. Goes well with just about anything and is as addictive as crack.

"Do you think crack sauce will go well with this ice cream?"

by Analogue August 26, 2005