COVID-19

“Just a shitty cold”

Mexican: damn bruh I heard you got that COVID-19
Man Candy: nah bruh it’s just a shitty cold

by Eli Manning/Teagrin/Tachanka/ June 13, 2021

Covid hair

The way your hair looks after laying on the couch for 3 or 4 days binge-watching "Breaking Bad" for the 4th time since the pandemic got your ass laid off.

Never answer a video call when you have covid hair

by Rowan 64 April 22, 2020

COVID-19

an excuse by the government to rape and destroy the economy of the middle class

guy 1: "you know covid-19?"
guy 2: "oh yeah, i lost my business because of boris johnson"

by bigbigboy47 February 10, 2022

covid rat

a person who has covid and u want to make fun of them bc they don’t wear there mask- an insult

ew get away from me covid rat!!

by chArLoTTtTeEeE January 21, 2022

COVID 19/Corona

COVID is the worst thing as it hurt my fren ;-;

COVID 19/corona sucks more than having smol brain

by anonymous September 9, 2021

COVID-19 resistant

A way to describe those irresponsible and unwise people who do believe they are resistant/immune to the virus by not wearing masks, staying in quarantine or take any necessary precautions for their own sake and others.

Stay safe people!

Anna: Hey Josh, im going out see ya in a few hours.

Josh: Anna..no what are you doing? You know we are in the middle of a pandemic right? We need to take all the necessary precautions! Jesus your not even wearing a mask..

Anna: oh stop worrying... you are so in your head!

Josh: because this is a serious matter! Your not covid-19 resistant!

by TMUrban August 15, 2020

Covid time

The weird manipulation of the perception of time during the covid-19 lockdown

"You remember when school started? Was it last week? Week before that? Earlier this week? Eh, covid time, you know how it is"
"Yep, covid time"

by somebrookdlyn October 24, 2020