chimney sweeper

to have sex with someone to uhhh sweep the girl's chimney

also see: backyard chiney sweeping
usu. said with english accent

Ewwww you chimney sweeped that 300 pound lady over there, you dirty little chimney sweeper!

by mikewilliam moganoss May 5, 2004

chimichongo

A dirty mexican dishwasher at a restaurant. ie: Red Lobster

"Hey chimichongo, see that big tray of dishes? Wash 'em, and get a banana you dirty mexican!

by Stan Newman October 5, 2006

chimo

Person dating someone significantly younger, or anyone over 18 dating anyone younger than 18.

I know i am such a chimo, but the chick is hot.

by Annaconda November 11, 2005

Santa's Chimney Dilema

Santa spends the whole year deciding whose been good and whose been bad. This means he can only have sex the day after xmas, because the next day he must go right back to work again. Mrs. Clause has gone the whole year un-fucked, so at this point, there is much dust in her vagina. Because of all of the Chimneys Santa has gone down, he is not afraid. But because he has been down so many Chimneys, there is black soot and marijuana resine on his penis. When he fucks Mrs. Clause, her dust is replaced with soot and marijuana resine.

Santa's Chimney Dilema is the grossest thing I've ever heard of, I like the Easter Bunny absense of toilet dilema better.

by Andy K September 15, 2006

chimo

An abbreviation for 'child molester,' commonly used to describe someone who prefers partners that are of an illicite age bracket, or toddlers. These people are considered the lowest of the low, but we still have plenty of chimo jokes we like to tell our friends, don't we.

Joke: What's better than having sex with two eighteen year olds? Having sex with eighteen two year olds.

"Nathan's brother Mike is a total fucking chimo."

by Anonymous June 5, 2003

chimbob

n. A word for a person who is not the same as you. ie: different race, religion, weight. Basically any person you feel like.

Hey, chimbob you look like a foo! - Chimbob, want to play some hockey?

by kev the champ May 17, 2006

Chimp

1. A person who is dressed half chav half pimp.
2. A person who acts like a chav and a pimp

Dude1: What the hell is that guy wearing?
Dude2: He looks like a right chimp.
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Dude1: Why the hell is he acting like that the complete twonk?
Dude2: He thinks he's a right chimp.

by dawson90 October 23, 2007