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Covid hair

The way your hair looks after laying on the couch for 3 or 4 days binge-watching "Breaking Bad" for the 4th time since the pandemic got your ass laid off.
Never answer a video call when you have covid hair
by Rowan 64 April 22, 2020
mugGet the Covid hairmug.

COVID-19

an excuse by the government to rape and destroy the economy of the middle class
guy 1: "you know covid-19?"
guy 2: "oh yeah, i lost my business because of boris johnson"
by bigbigboy47 February 10, 2022
mugGet the COVID-19mug.

covid refugee

A covid refugee is one that resorts to partaking in gig work after losing their employment due to covid.
Uber used to be really busy for us, but now it's so slow because of all the covid refugees online.
by Fly McGigs December 24, 2020
mugGet the covid refugeemug.

Covid-20/21

The obscene number of corona infections and deaths in the United States on January 20, 2021—the dejected President-Loser’s last day at the White House, who thought that lying about the coronavirus, prescribing “miracle cures,” and spewing out conspiracies would reduce his chances of being rejected and ejected.
Covid-19 couldn’t wait to hand over the one-term president’s Covid-20/21 report on his irresponsible and inept handling of the pandemic crisis—whose last day falls on a palindromic date (1/20/21).
by Covido November 25, 2020
mugGet the Covid-20/21mug.

Covid-🇳🇵

When tourism-dependent Nepal reopens Mount Everest to climbers and trekkers despite having the second highest infection rate in South Asia, after India—it has a population of 30 million people and relies on hundreds of foreign diehard mountaineers every year to feed its 200,000 sherpas, guides, and porters.
The Nepalese government has been criticized for being more preoccupied with their party’s in-fighting politics than the coronavirus pandemic—they’re ill-equipped to contain the Covid-🇳🇵situation in the face of zero community based isolation centers and limited ICU beds.
by Covido December 20, 2020
mugGet the Covid-🇳🇵mug.

Covid Hobbid

A hobby that one picked up during the COVID-19 pandemic
During quarantine, my COVID hobbid was popping pills and completing puzzles.
by covidhobbid May 6, 2021
mugGet the Covid Hobbidmug.

The big covid

Period of time in history in which you wished all of your enemies got crushed by a furnace, but they didn’t.
2020-???
My dad just wished one day for the big covid: except he has no friends.
by Letter E May 25, 2021
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