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Oil Change

An oil change is expressly defined as changing out one’s inner fluids; this means peeing, shitting, and then cumming consecutively. The best way to start off your day.
“Hey Johnny, have you finished your daily oil change yet?”
‘Not yet man, I still haven’t finished my number 3!’
by carpetmunchingindian January 16, 2021
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Climate change

You deserve to die you piece of shit and the faster you do it the better.
Hym "Still don't give a shit about climate change and if I have to work until I die it's better that you all die with me as soon as possible."
by Hym Iam August 7, 2024
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hsin pei chang

A mom who yells and hit her children when they make her mad. Unorganized unless there is visitors. Gets mad for no reason. Thinks she is perfect when she is really the opposite.
I feel bad for hsin pei chang .
by Ching Chong Wong tong March 5, 2020
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Change of Like

When you enjoy yet neglect to like someone's facebook post, but upon extenuating boredom, you see it again and end up liking it out of some newfound lightheartedness.
Laura's picture of her poodle taking her spot in bed when she got up to go to the bathroom was cute. I ended up having a change of like and sending her blowy kisses for the next hour.
by Trapped_In_Time July 24, 2013
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Changed

A game that burns my eyes
Random Person: Im gonna play the game changed.
The same dude: I'm uninstalling this
by jaxxiebear13 August 1, 2023
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Oil Change

When you do Steroids and your natural testosterone gets replaced with synthetic testosterone made in a bath tub
Bro I got my oil changed and I can bench 45 pounds heavier
by RedBlackGold20000 July 25, 2023
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Change

Change often brings instability and the people that want it to sread like wildfire.
Hardly any change doesn't make things worse. Telling people things will get worse before they get better is misleading, but it sounds good. The reality is things often get worse before they keep getting worse and worse, spiraling out of control in the end. The light at the end of a tunnel isn't guaranteed to be daylight, and people that rely on someone else to pull them from the darkness are fucked, but nobody tells them they are.
by Solid Mantis February 3, 2021
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