A person, often a roommate, that is excessively naive, strange, and clueless. Often small town country boys that attend college in the city turn out to be goofy fuckers.
Brandon - Did you hear what Jason did?
Jay - Haha yeah, hes such a goofy fucker.
Brandon - Hellz yeah, I love crack.
Jay - Haha yeah, hes such a goofy fucker.
Brandon - Hellz yeah, I love crack.
by iSpeakTruth November 4, 2008
Get the Goofy Fuckermug. by mandi November 28, 2003
Get the pastry fuckermug. 1) He Who (on a regular basis) has sexual relations with ducks 2) a woman who spreads hers legs before a duck
Tommy Hayes reguarly fucks ducks, he is a duck fucker , or "we all fuck ducks" an accurate refrence could be the poem "fuck fuck fuck a duck, screw a kangaroo, fingerbang an arangatang at your local zoo"
by DuckLover42 April 17, 2009
Get the Duck Fuckermug. E.g:
A: Are u a LIL FUCKER?
B: God damn, yes. I'm waiting for Lana's new album.
A: It'll be released in Feb 31st 2030. Now it's in the chicken cage.
A: Are u a LIL FUCKER?
B: God damn, yes. I'm waiting for Lana's new album.
A: It'll be released in Feb 31st 2030. Now it's in the chicken cage.
by gnsdeeead September 27, 2020
Get the lil fuckermug. Any person who will go home with the even the skeeziest people,just to get laid.Usually ending up with a trip to the doctor for some kind of medication.
by fat wyt guy April 5, 2009
Get the Trash fuckermug. Someone who partakes in the action of fucking a Hot Pocket (abbreviated to 'Hocket' for ease of speech). There are several tiers to Hocket fuckers, ranging from one-time experimenters to individuals who regularly Hocket fuck, climax into, and consume their abused Hot Pockets.
Tony accidentally posted a video of himself fucking a Hot Pocket and went viral across the world. Now everyone knows that Tony is a Hocket fucker. Whoops.
by WHC_Omega February 1, 2016
Get the Hocket fuckermug. by Pompatus of Love September 5, 2016
Get the Scum fuckermug.