Not a joke. On my word as a Biden

Mocking locution combining two of Joe Biden's favorite rhetorical expressions
Usually uttered immediately after the telling of an obvious falsehood

Back in the 90's I had sex one night with the entire cast of the "Seinfeld" show. Including Kramer
Not a joke. On my word as a Biden

by thurb June 28, 2023

Joe Biden

Donald trump’s dominant alpha male

Donald: b-but senpai! Please! Don’t drop out of the election!
Joe Biden: I must kitten… it’s the only way :(

by Iszievee April 17, 2025

Joe Biden

An 81-year-old guy from Delaware who has done many of the things that the orange man was blamed for

Joe Biden will win the 2024 election if he cheats.

by Mr. Yappington May 14, 2024

Joe Biden

A man who loves to tell stories about him playing with rusty shivs at a pool filled with black kids. He loves to make them believe that he actually lived in the ghetto with a bully named Cornpop. He is their hero.

Ey yo Jamarcus, hear this mf Joe Biden almost shanked that foo Cornpop when he was sleepwalking?

by HotFartsAnDaLongDriveHome May 29, 2024

Skibidi Biden

A parody of the Skibidi Toilet Web series that aired on the Stephen Colbert show that aired on May 22nd, 2024. It received mostly negative reception due to the joke being pure brainrot or just unfunny and unrelatable, considering the audiences are mostly Millennials and Gen X.

Person 1: Did you hear about Skibidi Biden?
Person 2: Yeah that shit was so cringe

by Inferno Bledsoe May 28, 2024

Saint Joe Biden

Saint Joe Biden, is what liberals, will call President Biden, a century from now.

Let's pray to Saint Joe Biden, humble servant of the Obamachrist, that America is back, and shall rule the cosmos, forever, and ever! Amen!

by I'mcrazy December 6, 2023

Biden

to take out a close colleague by means of slander or factual leaks of information.

Tim Walz is about to be Bidened by Kamala Harris via the Main Stream Media publishing multiple articles and newscasters reiterating his past lies they tried to cover up before. Just like what happened to Biden a month ago.

by Mr. Meeks August 15, 2024