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Chinese finger blast

When you put a turd inside a Chinese dogs ass to lube it up and proceed to finger blast it until it erupts with explosive diarrhea.
I gave my new puppy the Chinese finger blast to see if I wanted to keep it or not
by TheFingerblaster January 6, 2022
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mac blast

A drink containing a mixture of all the carbonated beverages in your house and a packet of Mac & Cheese powder.
Nick was feeling frisky so he downed three MAC blasts then proceeded to vomit uncontrollably.
by TheScottsdaleHawk August 9, 2016
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Review blast

When you receive terrible customer service, or a surprise subscription which is annoyingly hard to cancel. You let the world know on all possible platforms how crappy it all was.
The gits took £50 out of my account and sent me a bunch of stuff I can’t remember agreeing to. They’re not caring either, so I’m gonna do a Review Blast.
by Jdogtamed March 16, 2025
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Sonic blast

It is when you are having sex and she rides you so good that when you pull out you nut powerful enough to paint the whole room and everything in it white.
Me: I was fucking this hoe raw last night and she was riding me like a Bugatti and I released the sonic blast and she was covered in my cum.

My friend: What?! I’m sorry dude. You need to find the right girl who could swallow it all.

Me: Don’t worry man I left that bitch on the front step for her dad to scoop her. Her dad will explain to her the importance of swallowing it all.
by Bigbob313 August 7, 2018
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Hoodrat Blast

When a Hood Rat refers to publicly exposing or criticizing someone, often through social media. It involves sharing negative or embarrassing details about a person's actions or behavior to a wide audience.
Hoodrat blast: I’m funna blast yo’ ass errwhere. Ya’ll watch wut happens.
by Way-Oh November 22, 2025
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Monkey Blast

When a female farts and it slides up the front and blasts out her vagina.
That fart ended up monkey blasting right up the front!
by sks4540 March 21, 2020
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fire blast

To rub your penis in habeneros and then place penis inside of females Butthole.
"Dude, I fire blasted that chick from the bar last night!"
by slylittleperson October 30, 2014
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