The smartest, most caring guy in the world. With hair or without, he looks gorgeous no matter what he does. And he may or may not be the best at chess and the mini-crossword, but never better at the wordle.
"August is going to marry Mackenzie one day, he stole that girls heart as soon as he cooked her steak and did face masks with her."
by stargirl2002 June 18, 2025
the best girlfriend ever. so hot, pretty, and so kind. literally the best and she deserves the world. 🫶
by astro <3 February 16, 2023
Dubblemoral
Woah your sutch an August, your telling me one thing to do and then you do the absolute opposite just for your own winning
by The only casual gay guy April 09, 2020
sped white guy who looks black. Has 2 brain cells, drug addict, smoke weed and does balloons every day. Loves his tequila shots and 50 cent. Loves to call people bozos but he da bozo.
by krufiz May 13, 2022
August is the name of the most boring people.
They are often not as smart as normal people, and they can have a higher chance of being autistic and weird looking.
They are often not as smart as normal people, and they can have a higher chance of being autistic and weird looking.
by Minippman April 23, 2021
The 8th month of the year has 31 days the last full month of summer. Starts on the 213th or 214th (leap year) day of the year.
August
by Majooooo August 03, 2021