Marah is a compassionate leader who also happens to be the genie from Aladdin 🧞. She made sure Dwayne Johnson’s facial features were sharp, gave Ronaldo his first soccer ball, wrote Obama’s speeches, and dropped the Apple on Newton’s head. She can transform any boring school event into something memorable and fun. She is an outstanding listener and makes sure to keep the ideas of others in mind. Your wish is her command, just call her name and she’ll appear in a jiffy. If she ever runs for student rep, make sure not to sleep on the chance to vote for her!
“Marah Al-Wahsh is the best choice for grade 11 student rep” -Someone cool
“Marah Al-Wahsh became student rep, now everyone loves the school events!”-future students
“Marah Al-Wahsh became student rep, now everyone loves the school events!”-future students
by The GOAT of Windsor May 15, 2024
Get the Marah Al-Wahshmug. a name short for alcohol, algae, arson, al dente, alfredo linguini, alonzo, aluminium and more.
a man with the name al is the horniest man of all. confessed to liking the taste of his boyfriend named Hyrum’s cum. not only does he vibe 24/7, he also tweets things like:
• “i love cake popping my pussy to cooking shows”
• “can transformers have boobs?”
• “take the couch, we still here”
• “ old man on crack bouta quarantine me more than the government”
(also lost his virginity in a church parking lost)
anyone named al is the best person ever, i recommend calling them right now and going and getting high in a field with them.
a man with the name al is the horniest man of all. confessed to liking the taste of his boyfriend named Hyrum’s cum. not only does he vibe 24/7, he also tweets things like:
• “i love cake popping my pussy to cooking shows”
• “can transformers have boobs?”
• “take the couch, we still here”
• “ old man on crack bouta quarantine me more than the government”
(also lost his virginity in a church parking lost)
anyone named al is the best person ever, i recommend calling them right now and going and getting high in a field with them.
Al: me and hyrum smoked in a fucking field and it was amazing
Max: HORNY MAN
Al: im gonna bury you straight up and down and make sure you are never found. i am not h o r n y. i am cool.
Max: HORNY MAN
Al: im gonna bury you straight up and down and make sure you are never found. i am not h o r n y. i am cool.
by catchmecrying April 12, 2020
Get the Almug. by Adopted spaghetti noodle January 4, 2020
Get the Al dentemug. I'll have a double shot Al Puccino thanks.
by Nenish May 30, 2018
Get the al puccinomug. Laylah Al Najar is a beautiful sexy stunning 16 year old girl who is short, tan and has black hair and dark black eyes that shell look at you will and can see your soul from how black they are. She is smart and talented and has a insta priv that you should follow.
by its lulu bitch May 22, 2019
Get the Laylah Al Najarmug. The government is recommending people stay in their house for the next 72 hours... I better stock up on some quarantine ale!
by Coopers2013 March 15, 2020
Get the quarantine alemug. The most feared terrorist in the Middle East of Melbourne. His arch-nemesis is Jim Watson, a VIC POL SOG Officer. He has an assistant, Francesco Shontelly. Al Shizaba is known for the attempted assassination of Geoff Collins, an Australian Government official, in 2019. The attempt failed because of an accidental discharge of Francesco Shontelly's weapon, which threw off Al Shizaba and alerted Jim Watson and the Victoria Police squad on the scene. Alex Ferguson, a Victoria Police Officer, was killed in the firefight between police and Al Shizaba's terrorist network. The fight ended when Francesco Shontelly accidentally detonated their explosive devices too early. It is unsure wether Al Shizaba is still alive.
by F.G. KOB June 1, 2022
Get the Al Shizabamug.