Hey girl, your Outfit is al dente.
Yo brah, how was your date yesterday? - Al dente.
This ass is al dente!
Yo brah, how was your date yesterday? - Al dente.
This ass is al dente!
by AIRDMissitsEXMissitsEverywhere May 24, 2017
Get the al dentemug. A religious teaching by a person named Haziq that is kinda bullshit but also kinda funny and inspirational.
Person 1: I feel like my life has lost meaning.
Person 2: Have you tried seeking guidance from ajaran Al Haziqin Muhajiddin? It has helped me through tough times bro.
Person 1: You know that guidance is bullshit, asal kau bahagia lah..
Person 2: Have you tried seeking guidance from ajaran Al Haziqin Muhajiddin? It has helped me through tough times bro.
Person 1: You know that guidance is bullshit, asal kau bahagia lah..
by Blue Mountain King August 15, 2025
Get the Al Haziqin Muhajiddinmug. A man named Al, who is without a doubt racist. Casually say's slur words and his hypocritical towards people of color and different ethnicity.
"Man, our boy Al is totally racist, but it's kind of funny" - Guy
"Yeah man, he is such a Racist Al" - Other Guy
"Yeah man, he is such a Racist Al" - Other Guy
by Throberto November 6, 2021
Get the Racist Almug. AL stands for ava and lulu they are very pog people who are 6'9 and will win in a fight all the time 24/7 they will make you so scared you will want to go and cry to your mom but she wont do anything about it because we are to poggers and to cool for everyone.
by ligma and sugma February 22, 2022
Get the ALmug. by Wakakadupe February 13, 2018
Get the ALmug. by mynamewasnotonhere November 20, 2021
Get the Alesmug. The prom date of Moses "Morbunungus" Anderpants. Funniest mother fucker alive, and prettiest girl in the world. All the homies know who she is and fawn over her beautiful smile, luscious black hair, and enchanting brown eyes. Simply the most perfect human being to ever exist.
Person 1: "Damn, who's that girl?"
Person 2: "Don't even bother man, that's Joelle Al-Haddad. She's taken."
Person 2: "Don't even bother man, that's Joelle Al-Haddad. She's taken."
by anderpantsthe15th May 23, 2022
Get the Joelle Al-Haddadmug.