A legendary sex machine who enjoys riding the fuck truck to pound town. His genitals are lanky and he’ll give you a spanky
“Hey did you meet that girl last night” -“yeah I Jack Bindered he so hard she couldn’t stand strait”
by Jackb220 May 22, 2018
Get the jack bindermug. (noun) Like the name suggests, the term is just a quick slang word duo referencing lubricating jelly incorporated into a one person sexual experience. It's attributes/positives are many, and its negatives are almost non-existent (unless you're some kind of crybaby bitch. When spit/saliva just won't cut it during such an experience, jack-grease has got you ensuring the user will not inflict any wounds on their person from the friction, the sensory sensations replicate the moist surroundings of an actual vagina (minus all the fuckin' bullshit), though up to the user themself the lubrication itself will provide the option and assist in an increase in speed, and priced around a couple of dollars per each sizeable tube jack-grease is affordable for anyone.
Nikkie and Jordy were college roommates and both were troublemaking perverts. However Jordy had superior communication and interpersonal skills while Nikki had nearly none. Nikki caught Jordy gone to a class he usually never attended and he saw his chance to rub one out. Pulling open the bottom drawer of his bureau he saw two new tubes of jack-grease sitting atop his stack of fuckbooks. Quicking remembering a day last week, Nikki recalled he had given Jordy a few dollars to pick them up for him on a trip to Wal-Mart.
by Nikki Stixx June 26, 2021
Get the jack-greasemug. by raspberry DRANK February 3, 2010
Get the Six Jackmug. by lanzerrr January 16, 2023
Get the Jack Lamangomug. Jack Vale is a YouTube prankster and entrepreneur, known for his invention, The Pooter which when squeezed makes a very realistic farting noise. According to Wikipedia "as of February 10, 2017, his videos have around 315 million views and his channel has more than 1.3 million subscribers." He has appeared on The Jimmy Kimmel Show as well as other TV shows.
Either Jack Vale is using The Pooter or his farts don't smell even though they sound like he's shit himself.
by LiberaceHudson October 9, 2017
Get the Jack Valemug. Taking a friend out for a cup of chai, usually spontaneously or on the fly. Play on the word "hijack." Popular pastime on the West Coast.
"I was going down to the beach but got chai-jacked by Paula instead."
"Got chai-jacked this afternoon and I'm still buzzed from the caffeine!"
"Got chai-jacked this afternoon and I'm still buzzed from the caffeine!"
by Songstress May 20, 2008
Get the chai-jackmug. Jack russell is a crazy small breed of the Gray wolf, if you hit him, he will hit you back.
In the picture above (or bellow, i dunno) you can see a dead jack russell, for a living jack russell never rest.
In the picture above (or bellow, i dunno) you can see a dead jack russell, for a living jack russell never rest.
Human 1: He's running like a jack russell.
Human 2: See? he got tired, a Jack russell will never get tired.
Or:
Labrador: the fuck, why are you running in cyrcles?
Jack russell: I love you.
Human 2: See? he got tired, a Jack russell will never get tired.
Or:
Labrador: the fuck, why are you running in cyrcles?
Jack russell: I love you.
by Homo-Sapiens September 11, 2016
Get the Jack Russellmug.