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bitch you got epilepsy

Something you say when someone laughs and it looks like they are having a seizure.
Bitch you got epilepsy. I’m convinced by the way you laugh
by KFCgoBRRR May 26, 2021
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fuck shit pussy bitch

gay nigger: i like pinapple pizza
obama hitler: fuck shit pussy bitch u gay lol
by hi lol u gae June 12, 2021
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Bitch clean my fish

The appropriate retort when you get fed up with back-talk, complaining, or bitching from your woman.
Woman: "Can you NOT go watch football for just one Sunday?'

You: "Bitch clean my fish!"
by bitchcleanmyfish.com June 11, 2011
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Homo-sapian biscuit bitch

A sad Human who's a dry ass bitch
My cat told me (while currently attached to my genitalia) "you are a fucking homo-sapian biscuit bitch!
by Justice_435 January 18, 2019
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make me a sammich bitch mentality
The state of mind that a wife-beater or otherwise angry male house inhabitant tends to dwell in. This state of mind often takes physical forms outside of a simple mentality. When one is in said state, a fury of bitch slaps and most often angry demanding remarks are hellishly unleashed onto ones life partner. Phrases such as "DON'T YOU SPEAK WOMAN!", "SHUT UP AND GET ME A BEER!", or, more commonly, "MAKE ME A SAMMICH BITCH!" are shouted at said life partner. Users of the MMASBM can commonly be described as fat, sweaty with the distinct stench of beer, stale cigarettes, and microwaveable dinners. Sometimes heavy Texan or otherwise bumfuck amuurhican accents are attributed to such individuals. Although the "Make Me a Sammich Bitch" mentality is a common and natural male process, it is frowned upon in most northern states and all of Canada. In today's world, it is not recommended for use, as the female component of the mentality may end up with 50% of your life, and both testicles.
guy 1: "so I heard Cletus has been in a make me a sammich bitch mentality lately"
guy 2: "yeah he threw his beer at his woman and told her to make him a sammich"
guy 1: "she must have been giving him lip"
by Carson Myers March 3, 2007
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bitch get off my hamburgers

a variant of "bitch quit ridin my ass" that may be said in a fast-food/restaurant context (hamburgers have buns, heehee)
Lad: *gets home after a hard days work at... white castle*
Lady: YOU HAVE TO VACCUUM THE FLOOR TODAY ITS A TERRIBLE MESS THEN YOU HAVE TO DO THE DISHES AND MAKE LONG BORING LOVE TO ME
Lad: bitch get off my hamburgers, i just stepped into the door
by Punchy_207 February 14, 2023
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bitches like me don't FRONT

don't pretend to be someone you're not. Don't lie about how much you can do to impress someone.
Common home boy bitches like me don't front
by B.L.M.D.F September 27, 2022
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