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The state of mind that a wife-beater or otherwise angry male house inhabitant tends to dwell in. This state of mind often takes physical forms outside of a simple mentality. When one is in said state, a fury of bitch slaps and most often angry demanding remarks are hellishly unleashed onto ones life partner. Phrases such as "DON'T YOU SPEAK WOMAN!", "SHUT UP AND GET ME A BEER!", or, more commonly, "MAKE ME A SAMMICH BITCH!" are shouted at said life partner. Users of the MMASBM can commonly be described as fat, sweaty with the distinct stench of beer, stale cigarettes, and microwaveable dinners. Sometimes heavy Texan or otherwise bumfuck amuurhican accents are attributed to such individuals. Although the "Make Me a Sammich Bitch" mentality is a common and natural male process, it is frowned upon in most northern states and all of Canada. In today's world, it is not recommended for use, as the female component of the mentality may end up with 50% of your life, and both testicles.
The state of mind that a wife-beater or otherwise angry male house inhabitant tends to dwell in. This state of mind often takes physical forms outside of a simple mentality. When one is in said state, a fury of bitch slaps and most often angry demanding remarks are hellishly unleashed onto ones life partner. Phrases such as "DON'T YOU SPEAK WOMAN!", "SHUT UP AND GET ME A BEER!", or, more commonly, "MAKE ME A SAMMICH BITCH!" are shouted at said life partner. Users of the MMASBM can commonly be described as fat, sweaty with the distinct stench of beer, stale cigarettes, and microwaveable dinners. Sometimes heavy Texan or otherwise bumfuck amuurhican accents are attributed to such individuals. Although the "Make Me a Sammich Bitch" mentality is a common and natural male process, it is frowned upon in most northern states and all of Canada. In today's world, it is not recommended for use, as the female component of the mentality may end up with 50% of your life, and both testicles.
guy 1: "so I heard Cletus has been in a make me a sammich bitch mentality lately"
guy 2: "yeah he threw his beer at his woman and told her to make him a sammich"
guy 1: "she must have been giving him lip"
guy 2: "yeah he threw his beer at his woman and told her to make him a sammich"
guy 1: "she must have been giving him lip"
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A shady bitch with zero fucks may post something on Twitter, Snapchat etc., either naming names or making it so blatantly obvious that it is about an individual or a group of people.
A shady bitch with zero fucks may post something on Twitter, Snapchat etc., either naming names or making it so blatantly obvious that it is about an individual or a group of people.
*cheerleaders who took a trip to Florida and post pictures of their Starbucks drinks*
Shady bitch with zero fucks (sbwzf) posts: "hmmm I think I'm going to go to Starbucks just to post an obnoxious picture of my overpriced drink"
Offended girl 1: omg @ me next time bitch
Offended girl 2: lmao don't hate us cuz you ain't us
Offended girl 3: you're jealous cuz were in Florida and you're not.
Shady bitch with zero fucks (sbwzf) posts: "hmmm I think I'm going to go to Starbucks just to post an obnoxious picture of my overpriced drink"
Offended girl 1: omg @ me next time bitch
Offended girl 2: lmao don't hate us cuz you ain't us
Offended girl 3: you're jealous cuz were in Florida and you're not.
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