I told you to have the twist, the cock's dead.

"Telling other to suck dick and then fuck off" but translated from Cantonese to English.

@everyone I told you to have the twist, the cock's dead.

by Hj7p-eg August 19, 2018

National post the thickest girl you know day.

On December 26, post your thickest friend, girlfriend, or best friend. This day is for the thickest of the thick.

I posted Beyoncé today, she’s thick.
I love National post the thickest girl you know day.

by Thick girl day December 25, 2020

National tell your friends you love them!!

The day where you show off you friends by making a vid about them or sending them a text saying how much you love them.

National tell your friends you love them!! me texting my friends
Me: hey bestie I wanna tell you something!
Bestie: what?
Me: I just want to tell you that I love you so much you make my life so much better!!💙
Bestie: aww thank you, I love you too bestie!❤️

Go tell your friends you love them

by Not_janae November 17, 2021

as if im going to let you use my tractor

only the best vine ever to exist

Truck: "as if im going to let you use my tractor."

by Arsenic sawax October 8, 2018

when someone calls you a weeaboo instead of a koreaboo

imagine:

one day, your slave calls you a weeaboo instead of a koreaboo. youre angry because he doesnt know the difference. you unleash big chungus on him and big chungus eats the universe. the end.

"dont you just hate it when someone calls you a weeaboo instead of a koreaboo?" i say.

by big boi gay January 31, 2019

Do you want to see my liquorice box?

When you go out with someone and ask if they want to see your liquorice box, you’re pulling a Nigela Lawson. It means do you want to come home with me and get freaky

“Do you want to see my liquorice box?”
“Well… if you’re offering! I do have a sweet tooth!”

by itstoneytone March 7, 2022

I was wondering if you could play that song again

mr krabs line

I was wondering if you could play that song again

sure man which one

the one that goes beep boop boop bop, beep boop beep

no man you're thinking of beep boop bop beeop bop bop beep boop bop

beep boop boop bap boop bop

by Hehe I cheated March 17, 2021