Cheese Itch

When you scratch an itch located in a body crack, crevice or orifice and your fingers acquire a cheesy, odiferous smell.

I had a cheese itch. I need to wash my fingers.

by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2018

ho cheese

See STD.

Used to insinuate someone may or has an STD.

1) I bet she has all kinds of ho cheese.

2) Did you hear he picked up some ho cheese in Mexico?

by o07ben January 17, 2008

cheese-cap

To slap or hit in the face with a block of cheese.

You just got cheese-capped.

by TheToby April 26, 2010

Alabama Cheese

The act of inserting cum into the vaginal lips of one of your family members and letting it ferment in there for days until it starts to age and solidify in a solid vaginal shaped curds.

I ran out of cheese the other day for my mac and cheese recipe for Thanksgiving, so I had to give my sister Nancy the Alabama Cheese in order to get some more.

by daddymadememaddy December 14, 2019

Orland Cheese

Dirty ass cheese in Orland where all the nasty bitches get fucked at.

That nasty ass hyena went to the orland cheese with that fool during lunch and did the dirty

by Jungle530 November 22, 2020

cheese slap

got slapped with cheese

Marina is talking some serious shit then Jakov comes and slap her with cheese and shout.... CHEESE SLAP

by MM_by_JA August 18, 2014

plug cheese

The white or yellowish cheesy ear jam that collects on the earring-like jewelry referred to as plugs used to stretch earlobe holes to different sizes.

I was hugging that guy and his plug fell out. I think some of his plug cheese got on my shoulder...man, it smells like ass ,dirty belly button and toe jam.

by heehaha January 7, 2011