Church-Weirdo

1. A man or boy who gets numbers from women or girls at a Church or Temple of God under the guise of being friendly and worshipping God, but really is only trying to sneak into their lives through text messages, thinking the Churchgirl is easy because they are supposed virgins.

2. A deceptive man who preys on church going woman or girls only to get into their pants because he was told they were easy with no regard of the woman's or girls relationships. God had other plans.

3. A complete ass wipe.

Sister 1 : Hey remember that guy who asked for your number, then texted you only to get at you?
Sister 2: Oh you mean the guy at church?
Sister1: Yeah Him! he just did the same thing to me! what a Church-Weirdo!

by Bryticus September 29, 2018

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Willy weird

When your dick behaves Strange.

For example: when you get a boner, while you talking to your boys.

Me: Waddup boys? How‘s you goin? Was it nice yes....
Homeboy: .... urghh sorry but duuude you have a fat boner!

Me: Oh fuck! Willy weird.
Homeboy: Damn.

by HumorStalin May 11, 2019

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mentally weird

When your weirdness cant be solved or helped

I'm sorry I'm mentally weird so therefore I can't be normal

by Yeetas the fetus April 18, 2019

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a weird nut

When there is absolutely no sexual connection. Whatsoever. But a motherfucka just HAASS to get their nut in. Even though it is not satisfying in any way, shape, or form. Resulting in sadness & regret from both parties.

Yo I was fucking this bitch & it was a weird nut bro.

by Nsteezie November 5, 2019

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